After a few nagging injuries Jon Crompton is back!!! Did you see how he lit up the potent UAB defense for 240 yards including a laser-like rope 20 yard scoring TD strike?  Erik Ainge, you were good on The Hill, but you’re no match for JC. I smell another first round draft choice here after the Heisman of course. What a sportsman too! He could have scored easily from his own end zone against UAB but chose to throw it deep on 2nd Down simulating a punt, essentially telling UAB he could score anytime he wanted to.  If a prudent man were paying attention, he could see that that Young Crompton was paying tribute to his fallen teammate (multiple DUIs) Colquitt by throwing the deep oskie in his honor.  What a danged arm!!

Asked to evaluate Jonathan Crompton’s performance on Saturday, Tennessee coach Phillip Fulmer (The Battle Captain or TBC) settled on “solid.” Streaky might be another word that applies. (HT YMSWWC)
http://www.govolsxtra.com/news/2008/sep/14/fulmer-says-crompton-solid

Sure TBC is trying to motivate young JC.  Everyone knows that a solid is just another pretty name for poop, like dropping a deuce or making a Tebow.   The kind of poo that is mushy, you have to go about 5 times a day, and you have to wipe about 17.3 times every time you go. No doubt the most dreadful type of poop. TBC is hoping that the powerful young Crompton avoids the traditional “Neyland Steamer” against the hated Gates.  It is a heavy load on the broad sloping shoulders of the bovine known as  Warrior Mountain Prince to stop the Godless Herban from giving TBC a Dirty Sanchez.

Some tangible and intangible attributes that Ruff n Tuff can avoid to  grade higher than a “Solid”:

- Don’t telegraph the snap count through confused body language

- Don’t forgets that the  mouth piece goes in Piehole, not the side of the helmet

- Don’t bird dog the primary receiver. Don’t  forget your progressions.

- If the primary receiver is covered, don’t always force the throw. The more DBs’ the more likely the throw is going to be made.

- When throwing to an open receiver DO: airmail it, kill worms, or throw it so hard they can’t catch it.  Then blame the kid that dropped the ball.

- Does anyone know if JC can count to 40?  You know, as in the play clock?

- 8 in the box? Never, ever EVER audible out of a play.

Jonathan Crompton: ignore the INT’s and throwing off the back foot, this kid has moxie, guts and a cannon, best QB in the SEC right now, seriously, who’s better, I dare you.  Gates, you don’t stand a chance.