Timmy makes "it" hurt
I hate to say it, but I suspect that it is going to be business as usual on Saturday: Herban, perfector of the “deer in the headlights look” outcoaches the Battle Captain, again.
“Last year was not very good. Certainly some things we could’ve done better. Lot of youth, but I’m not making excuses. What you see on the field is my responsibility and I accept that. I like the maturity of this defense. For us to say we guarantee it’s not going to happen again, if you’re in this business long enough, you know it’s going to happen again.” John Chavis “Defensive” Coordinator
Hell I don’t even know what to say. Unless this is some complicated psychological warfare to get in Dan Mullen and Tebow’s head. Or is he making excuses already? Now I see why our 3rd and long/end-of-game meltdowns suddenly make sense. It’s called killer instinct or lack thereof. 4-9 versus the Gates doesn’t give me hope.
The Florida Gator thugs are going to walk into our house, put a cigarette out on our couch, spit on the floor, blow their nose on the kitchen counter using the Tennessee Hankerchief, make a sandwich from our fridge, leave the fridge door open, bitch about the bread, chew and talk with their mouths open, leave their dirty dishes on the floor, borrow our car without asking, buy their gas with our Chevron Gas Card,park it in a handicap parking spot, leave the car lights on and run down the battery, wipe our windsock/vagina from back to front, they will shit and not flush, piss on the seat and not wipe it up, all while making out with our women then they are going to mop up the field with my beloved Vols…
Maybe we should come out in Crompton’s green jerseys so they won’t hit us so hard. I can’t believe that Tennessee football has gotten to the point where I don’t’ even give us a chance to win at home.
Nice work. Check this whack a Gate
http://www.tennessean.com/apps/pbcs.dll/section?Category=SPECIAL0425
This pretty much sums it up. I know I’ll be screaming and shitfaced by halftime and then turn off the ugliness in the third quarter. I’ll then refuse to read the Sunday sports section and won’t turn on ESPN until they have moved on from college to the pros. Yes, the pain is too intense, bleed it bitches.
It’s just Wednesday and you are giving up already? Just thank God the Vols don’t have to play the Mormons.
Dammit, Vols. It’s only Wednesday. What the hell?
You all are playing at home and have a damn good running game. History has proven that the team that runs the ball the best in this game usually wins.
To give up before the game even starts? Ridiculous. I really hope y’all are just playing the reverse psychology card.
Damn it Jai you fucking crybaby pussy! Do you need a tissue? A hug? Some Monistat 7? Have a little fucking faith. The Gayters are going to lay an egg and Fulmer is going to save his job. Mark it down bitches!
I personally love the shirtless Tebow, tattered windsock
5-The gayters don’t have to lay an egg for Fulmer to save his job. The Bear (Organ crescendo) has ordained that Fulmer will be there until death for $aban’s sake.
Get your shots in while you can, Vols… the Brit Milah awaits…
I think Jai’s decision here is wise. Expect the worst and you will never be too disappointed. If you feel you have no chance and then win, it is the best. See UF v. FSU 1997.
Damn right….play it down, use the i’m going to get killed mentality and hope for the big upset.
The reality is you really are horrible and you’re going to get slaughtered!
Very true, Jim. If you are a pessimist you can never be disappointed.
Hey Roid, Have you not watched Crompton play???
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yeah and he sucked bad enough to put in the backup against UAB, your point?
@11
I think if UF plays UT ten times, UF wins eight out of ten. For a UT fan to believe that is not pessimistic but realistic. If Jai were to go all fan boy and say “Rocky Top Bitches, UT pwnz UF! LoLZ!!1!!111!” the fall come roughly 6:30 p.m Saturday is gonna be awfully hard.
Bama cheated, is cheating and will always cheat.
That is all
Haha! Good point, Jim. I agree.
We’ve got a little something cookin for your bitch ass too Bammer. We’ll see what y’all cheatin punks got left in the tank come the 3rd Saturday in October.
When Florida rolls in Knoxville, there will be more dreds than on a sunny day in Jamaica
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Actually, it falls on the 4th Saturday in October this year.
That’s going to confuse the hell out of all you rednecks.
What do you hicks have cookin’, a dead possum for the possum stew? sounds real scary!
The best thing that can be said about Saturday is that the Vols are not playing the Mormons.
A Bammer calling a Vol a hick… talk about the pot calling the kettle black! Y’all Bammers win a few games and you think your program is back. It’s going to be real painful for y’all when you lose to lowly UT. I can’t wait to hear all the dejected Bammers bitch and moan! Good luck this weekend. Better hope y’all show up against Arkansas. You and I both know that Bama has a bit of a problem making sure they show up to every game.
Ok free bleeder….i’ll make a bet with you…..i wont bitch or moan if we loose this weekend if you will admit that :
1.Phatipus is the most devious SOB in the coaching ranks and is headed for the tank to suffer for all his mischevious
2. Tee Tee Martin was paid $5000 by Linda Bensol-Myers and the ’98 NC should be nullified for players being bought….its only fair
3.Philly and Roy were butt packing each other until Roy went bye-bye
4. Phat stabbed Johnny in the back to get the job.
5. You’ll never sing Rocky Flop ever again at B-D stadium
DEAL???
I really thought at first that Josh Howard was a product of the Capstone. But I think that he knows how read, so he can’t be a Roid
Not a chance Bammer.
ROCKY TOP YOU’LL ALWAYS BE…
HOME SWEET HOME TO ME.
GOOD OL’ ROCKY TOP…
ROCKY TOP TENNESSEE!!!
ROCKY TOP YOU’LL ALWAYS BE…
HOME SWEET HOME TO ME.
GOOD OL’ ROCKY TOP…
ROCKY TOP TENNESSEE!!!
ROCKY TOP YOU’LL ALWAYS BE…
HOME SWEET HOME TO ME.
GOOD OL’ ROCKY TOP…
ROCKY TOP TENNESSEE!!!
ROCKY TOP YOU’LL ALWAYS BE…
HOME SWEET HOME TO ME.
GOOD OL’ ROCKY TOP…
ROCKY TOP TENNESSEE!!!
F U Bama and your overpaid scumbag coach.
fellows we (UT ites) have 3 chances to win, despite our inferior players and coaches. 1. Tebow is knocked out of the game early( i give this a 2-3% chance 2. We are plus 3 or more in turnovers (3%) 3. Direct intervention by GOD ( this is our best chance.) We are outclassed by the Gators and we will be fortunate to win 1 ot these 4 games :Fla, Aub,Bama and GA. It is time to start over at the hill.
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Sir, I must commend you. Your rhetorical skills are unmatched.
Thanks Jim. I work pretty hard at it.