[Link to the overall Poll]

1. Florida – Godless, hedonistic, dopesmoking, gun toting “if it feels good lets do it, twice” Gates looked really solid. But look at who they have played. They will need a win over a BCS team to show that they are for real.  I am betting they get that win this  week.
2. LSU – LSU may score 15 with 4 safeties and a TD. Auburn would be lucky to put up more than 10.
3. UGA – So the crying begins (again) after USC manages to lose the game to UGA.  Dawgs only get 2 first place votes in the AP Poll.  Besides the head coach of Georgia, I wonder who gave them the second #1 vote?
4. Roids – Proof that coaching is important especially piloting the Crimson Ship while plowing  some Ohio Valley Conference Ass. Also Saban’s hair, the feathered angel wing bangs, looked scrumptious as always. Don’t worry about ‘Bama, they have a reality check coming soon. RTR
5. Barn – It sucks worse to be a Barn Fan, this week. With all of the MSU Cowbells, perhaps tinnitus was a factor in the lackluster showing? How the hell the Barn held on I do not know.
6. Vandy – Needs to beat the School without a Mascot to be considered legit.  Probably the best team in Tennessee…big damn deal.
7. Tennessee – Coach Fulmer, the Dean of SEC Coaches, finds that being the best coach in the SEC is a lonely task. I am sure that he is identifing  with trials and tribulations that Bear experienced at the capstone.
8. Ole Miss – Jerrell Powe can’t read this.
9. South Carolina – Just an all around shitty week for the Cocks.  Yet one more Moral Victory in the UGA loss.Hang on Old Ball Sack Coach, Hang on.
10. Kentucky – Oh and UK is going to get annihilated at least 6 times this season. If they cannot score on the patchwork UofL defense they won’t sniff the 50 against the likes of Florida and Georgia.
11. Mississippi State Maroons have to be pround of their team because even though the offense sucked, it at least wasn’t as sucky as it is usually. Questionable 4th down call as Croom croomed himself.
12. Arkansas- Tough win last week over Bama’s other Daddy, ULM Fighting Nutria. Toss up with UT over who sucks worse.

“SEC, baby.”
In the latest AP poll the  SEC has half the teams in the top ten. No conference has ever done this before.  I know that Florida and Tennessee is a big rivalry game, but Florida just looks to run away laughing in this one.  -7.5 isn’t enough. If you’re an SEC fan and a gambling man, an LSU-Vandy-Florida-Georgia Parlay looks like the closest to a sure thing.

I’m fired up now.  As a professional gambler, I know better than to bet with my heart, however, I just mortgaged my double wide and I’m putting it all on Tennessee to win.  By this time next week, I’ll be relaxing in my brand new above ground pool.