Birds of a Feather

Our goal is to be the New England Patriots of college football.  It looks you made it, Bitch.

Herban Meyer denies saying that allegations of coaching defections, stealing/lying to recruits, an ass-load of off-field arrests and misconduct have tainted the Gators focus. What Herban must be thinking is that , “Bobby Bowden and Phil Fulmer can take turns licking my taint”.

Check this shit:

“Zebrie Sanders’ plan to choose between Florida and Georgia this weekend has hit an unexpected snag. But the lack of scholarships available in Gainesville for offensive linemen has Sanders looking elsewhere for a place to play college football.

“As his dad, I was hurt,” he said. “When a head coach (Meyer) tells you ‘you’re a part of our school’ and then everybody backs away from you, how am I supposed to feel?

“I’m not interested in bashing anybody. I’m just telling you what happened.[AJC]“

Now the conservative right wing drive-by sports media has begun to slam Meyer’s recruiting tactics and lack of character.

Meyer may be a good coach, but he is a terrible person. There is a hidden agenda with everything he does. He will tell these recruits anything they want to hear in order to get them committed. He has no morals, no ethics, purely snake. He knows once they are committed most kids don’t want to sit out a year in order to transfer.

He merely sees these young men as stepping stones for his career. He could care less about them as people. Go play for the Herb at UF and be prepared to be lied to, thrown under the bus, and publicly bashed for not being Tim Tebow.

Florida’s been taking it on the chin after the loss to a unranked Michigan, Meyer aptly and logically put the blame on his players, Derrick Harvey (who reportedly hates Meyer) jumped ship, left for the NFL.  Then former Florida running backs coach Stan Drayton defects to Tennessee with this parting shot: “The offense we were running in Florida did not have much involvement with the running back,” he said during a news conference Wednesday night. “There was some frustration there, I must be honest with you.”

Ever the optimist, Meyer has learned a thing or two about having no soul:  “Our goal is to be the New England Patriots of college football,” coach Urban Meyer said following the team’s 41-35 loss to a pussified Big 10 team. “I make that real clear to our players. I talk to them all the time about that.” [Sporting News]

I completely respect what the Gators have done so far, but the article isn’t wrong.  A lot of his boys are transferring also. I am sure they are fed up with the icy machismo, phony stare.

Herban has the same Cold, dead, lifeless eyes

They are really an unlikeable team. Their coach is bitter and resentful of the other human beings and refuses to answer even simple questions without a sarcastic or condescending tone.  There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a Gator in the depths of an ether binge.  here are the first steps towards becoming  the Patriots:

• Chris Rainey never shuts the fuck up, and brags about wearing “gift” throwback jerseys
• Percy and Chris fighting each other over who was the best bitch in the stable:Harvin: “I’m Percy Harvin”
  Rainey: “No, I was told I’m Percy Harvin”
  Harvin: “Listen you little bitch, I’m Percy Harvin”
  Rainey: “NOOO, coach said I’mPercy Harvin”
  Demps ( in an attempt to calm ) : “wait, I was told I’m Percy Harvin”
  Dustin Doe ( seeing whats going on ): “But I was told a few times that I’m Percy Harvin”
  Carl Moore ( was unavailable for comment as he was helping his girlfriend renew her gymnastics scholarship )Patchan looked on in wearing a wife beater while holding a can beer, Natural Light

  There is no truth to reports that the fight was broken up when Ronnie “the Rifleman”  Wilson fired a pistol in the air “I just wanted to scare them, said Wilson”

• Tebow of Nazareth runs after an official at least once per game when he feels one of his WRs was interfered with, or if he feels that he took a tough hit while  passing. and he cries like a school girl.

• Percy Harvin and Tebow of the Nazarene get a constant ball-washing from CBS, ESPN and other commentators while comprising perhaps the most predictable offensive attack in the SEC.

• Brandon Spikes likes to go helmet to helmet while cleaning off the pile.
• a head coach who refuses to apologize or admit anything other than being a victim when his players are arrested
• Taunts opposing teams at mid-field or anywhere anytime before during or after the game; Just like the Patriots they run up the score.
• Head coach who frequently acts like a dick to other coaches

Their fans will constantly point out how they were “robbed” by the refs in any loss during the season. Do you think in 30 years or so the Meyer will have big ol’ picture of Spurrier on black velvet in his living room to genuflect upon?