View Overstream: ‘oer the mountains’

2008 September 19
by Jai Eugene

LSU remembers. Saturday the legend continues


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“I will sweep away everything in Knoxville,” says Jon Crompton. “I will sweep away both people and animals alike. Even the birds of the air and the fish in the sea and the Florida Gators and all they hold dear will die. I will reduce the wicked to heaps of rubble, along with the rest of humanity,” says Jon Crompton. “I will crush Brando, Verne, Herbie and Chief Scrotum-scrubber Gary Danielson like an angry fist of God and destroy every last trace of their Florida Gator worship. I will put an end to all the idolatrous priests, chief among themmotherfucking  Lou Holtz, so that even the memory of them will disappear. For they go up to their roofs and bow to the sun, moon, and stars, and headily and wolfishly inhale the redolent contents of the jockstraps of Tim Tebow, Chris Rainey, and any of their versions of a player named “Percy”.

And individually and collectively, they claim to be impartial analysts, except for Holtz, but they worship Florida, too. So now I will destroy them!

And I,  Big Game/Money Crompton, Josh McNeil, AR21, and DeMonte, will destroy those who used to worship me but now no longer do. They no longer ask for Fulmer’s guidance or seek my blessings. Soon the city will be an empty shambles, stripped of its wealth. Hearts melt in horror, and knees shake. The people stand aghast, their faces pale and trembling.  GBO {Via Email)

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  1. 2008 September 21
    Jack J permalink

    Crompton is incompetent ( no wait , he will need to improve mightily to reach that state) and is 1-4 as a starter . that has to be a modern day record as a starting pitcher for the Vols. Exactly whom should Vol fans trust in this offense ( foster – mr big mouth and big fumble) Stocker – who can have unprotected sex with whores , cause he cant catch anything. Claussen , he ofhe lifetime 29-20 record in JV ball, The G- Gun maybe- no, not until Gerald proves that he can throw the ball at least 10 yards downfield. I can now see that Cutcliff was the sole reason this team has any discipline and now (sob, wail, grinding of teeth) HE IS GONE. With him he took our chances of even being in the top 30 at end of year.

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