The Dean of SEC Coaches has a plan

My Battle Captain Phillip Fulmer wholly and completely shocked the college football world on Saturday, with a 30-6 “loss” to the Florida Gators. He is executing a losing strategy that is crucial in attracting the top football talent (AKA Blue chippers) from around the country, and ultimately getting Tennessee exposure in nationally televised games necessary to reel them into Knoxville. It is clear and decisive plan that many “fans” may not see right away. It is clear to us as the the LWS Team possesses the requisite Football acumen and knowledge of the inner workings of the “The Game” .

I believe that it was a downright stroke of genius to lose that game to Florida. Anybody could beat Florida (except for FSU and LSU), but the Battle Captain took the opportunity to solidify his standing with recruits nationwide. ESPN played the game highlights over and over again. where else could a team get more publicity than from ESPN? i applaud TBC for ensuring that nobody in the country got more camera time Saturday and Sunday than Tennessee. He is a perfect blend of hard nose old school and revolutionary coach in the business of college football.

I would like to go on record right now and demand that Chris Low resign from his ESPN gig and rejoin the bumbling no-spellcheck staff of Volquest.com that is stuck in a perpetual do-loop while searching for the Holy Comma and Cumulative Adjectives gaffe. Read this quote from Bojangles favorite customer:

Quote of the day from ESPN’s Chris Low:
“Tennessee…a program that becomes less and less relevant on the national stage with each embarrassing defeat”

Chris Low, please quit. You are only embarrassing yourself and ESPN.

The Dean of SEC Coaches has been around the block a couple of times….. He is like the old crack whore that has had a lot of experience in the world and in life, including men so naturally she (TBC) is not a virgin.

Fulmer is aware that Herban Meyer promises early playing time to all Gator recruits and he must be the anvil to Meyer’s hammer. Kids today want to make it to the NFL. The best way to get to the NFL ASAP is to get playing time as soon as the recruits hit campus. There is no better way to get a kid to think he can play right away than losing. With the Vol’s performance Saturday, 5-star players have good reason to think that just about every position other than Safety and Brandon Warren’s spot is up for grabs.

(Request by the shell guy) Losing is for the good of the program

This logic is indisputable, Fulmer is a genius. He pretends to be completely clueless and loses this game so that he can attract a great offensive and defensive coordinators to fix his problems and sign a top 10 recruiting class. Hell, he’s even perfected the deer in the headlights look.

I think you liberals, turncoats and traitors should get off of the bandwagon…now and leave our team and coach the hell alone. GBO, as we continue the drive to Atlanta for the second year in a row.