Click Clack East Alabama Turd-Knockers

2008 September 26
by Jai Eugene

I am undecided on Live-blogging today, mainly because I have a prior engagement that may bleed over into kick-off. If we live blog, we will use this post as the sounding board about the SEC’s 13th ranked QB and how he is dominating Wingnut.

Tennessee rolls into West Georgia/East ALabama with  disciplined special teams play; a punishing unpredictable defense; an an explosive offense led by the SEC’s13th ranked QB.  The turd-knockers in East Alabama fall as Jon Crompton claims the 2nd Jewel in the Alabama State Football Championship.

Click clack Barners.  Crompton throws for 350 and Foster runs for 125.  Wingnut should grease up the trees at Toomers, cause the Volunteers are going to tear them down after the domination.

Vols win 38-14 as Fulmer calls off the dogs midway through the 3rd.  What a sportsman!!

28 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 September 26
    Aliquando permalink

    WDE! You are going down like a cheap hooker on Hugh Grant!

  2. 2008 September 27
    BlountVol6 permalink

    I heard Basilio talking about you guys the other night. Keep up the good work.

  3. 2008 September 27
    LivetoRide permalink

    Wonder which hurt us more…..that ESPN piece or booing?
    Recruits see that and then see the UGA scene in the background. Damn that’s gonna leave a mark.

  4. 2008 September 27
    Paul Harvey permalink

    It starts with bad football, LTR…

    The rest is merely the unraveling of the tapestry, more symptom than cause.

  5. 2008 September 27
    Live to Ride permalink

    LOL…”Humongous, giant, orange egg”… Wow

  6. 2008 September 27
    Live to Ride permalink

    Say what you will about Saban….
    He has bama back in the top 10 in an incredibly short period of time. Simply amazing that he’s got the ability to shake off the damage of probation and get this team back to this point.

    I wish I could run my nimble and talented fingers through his thick locks and the hair on his head too

  7. 2008 September 27
    Live to Ride permalink

    LOL…. bama is back to being bama again…and in remarkable time, too. Shula? The chasm between he and Saban is almost as large as what exists between UT and USC in recruiting. Fans can keep trying to rationalize and make excuses til they’re blue in the face. Won’t change reality.

    Did I mention that I love Saban’s pig-tail curlie-Q pubes?

  8. 2008 September 27
    Live to Ride permalink

    Just a sad, sad day…..Gameday crew in Athens…. for the dawgs, tide. Seeing enthusiastic fans, high energy, a game that has meaning, a team that is hosting a ton…literally a ton…USC-like official/unofficials, and everything is positive and electric for all the college football world to see. Those days seem so long ago. Very melancholy about it all.

    To top it off, I finally had to break down and get rid of my trusty old pick ‘em up truck. Bad tranny and too much gas goin’ down her, but she was a fine friend. Usually trade about every 10 years or so, but it sure feels like something is missing this morning. Just not sure if it’s the Vols football program or my old truck.

    Did I mention that I love Saban’s pig-tail curlie-Q pubes?

  9. 2008 September 27
    BlountVol5 permalink

    Big Ten Network?

    I might as well take a nap.

  10. 2008 September 27
    BlountVol5 permalink

    So Ole Miss shows us what competent SEC QB play looks like? GBO

  11. 2008 September 27
    MadTownVol permalink

    TD Ole Miss

  12. 2008 September 27
    Rob Lewis permalink

    LTR, BV5 and Mad consider yourselves banned

  13. 2008 September 27
    Dick Trickle permalink

    Brian Cook from MGO Blogspot swallows…

  14. 2008 September 27
    DowntownDawg permalink

    Ehh.. UT might have a chance this season.. I wouldn’t put them to sleep just yet.. The best thing to come from the losing season, might be the losing a of Fat Boy Fulmer… depending on what UGA does tonight.. Ole Miss just knocked down Florida a notch. Lots of of the meat grinder left to play.

  15. 2008 September 27
    zigzag permalink

    Herban’s sphincter is blazing. That asshole has to be the biggest jerk since Hitler. What a joy to see the Rebels go in there and stuff Tebow’s gay ass on fourth and one to win the game.

  16. 2008 September 27
    zigzag permalink

    Holy Shit! Crompton screws it up, Foster fumbles, Auburn touchdown.

  17. 2008 September 27
    Jim permalink

    Just wanted to come on here to eat my crow. Tebow explosive diarrhead the bed. Awful. Good luck against AU.

  18. 2008 September 27
    Bo knows permalink

    I love how Danielson is dumping on Crompton left and right. Who told Crompton he was a D-1 football player? He’s in way over his head.

  19. 2008 September 27
    Dick Trickle permalink

    Crompton and Foster on the field, together = FAIL

  20. 2008 September 28
    SloppyJoe permalink

    Vols sux

  21. 2008 September 28
    a gonzo permalink

    Crompton is the worst starting QB at TN in decades. How many routes did he miss read yesterday, 6-8? I loved how Danielson continually stuffed him and Manning couldn’t even begin to put a good spin on it. We would have won the game by 21 if we only had a field general.

  22. 2008 September 28
    Buster Hymen permalink

    Keep on drinking the orange kool-aid fulmer and cromptonites. this week you might actually win a game. guessing there will be 60,000 in attendance. they wont get my money again until fulmer’s gone. thank goodness i didnt renew my 4 season tickets this year.

  23. 2008 September 28

    If Fulmer was to announce another starting QB such as Nick Stephens, the place would be packed.

  24. 2008 September 28

    I feel like i was watching two retarded kids box. I don’t feel like Auburn won, i just feel like they had more points when the game ended.

  25. 2008 September 28
    zigzag permalink

    24-Same thing. More points = won

  26. 2008 September 28
    zigzag permalink

    Tebow wept.

  27. 2008 September 29
    JC #8 permalink

    I’m not that bad. Really. The receivers aren’t helping me. Big deal if some freshman QB from LSU was about to light up the Barn but I wasn’t. No one can take the title of Parade All-American in HS away from me.

    Everyone knows a 95 yard TD drive clinic was about to happen until Fumbles fostered the ball. That’s a 14 point swing right there. We won this game, not on the scoreboard, but in our hearts.

    GBO

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