Tebow Wept (again?)
2008 September 29
The tears, they feed me.
The blue eyes were uncontrollably red. The mystique wounded. The invincibility shattered.
http://www.orlandosentinel.com/sports/orl-uf2808sep28,0,4943691.story
At least he comprehends the concept of the forward pass. Even with the 890 SAT, he now appears to be one step above being a dullard.
A couple of salient points regarding Tebow of Nazareth:
Pics from the Orlando Sentinel
The Penis. It is important
The guys are harder to beat than a sore dick
Harder than Filipino math?
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i will confess that i like tebow, even though i used to be a Vol Fan. It is difficult not to like him. At the same time, these captions are funny. Keep it going.
I don’t know who skips more, Tebow or Peter Pan
Heisman winners can make it on 4 and 1.
Tebow should be used to going short distances, like cutting on a phillipino rod.
that’s awesome-Tebow hearts Coach Urban Meyer. wonder if he is ready to meet Ricky Jean?
Ole Miss owns the Gaytors in Gainesville, all time 6-3-1 in the swamp. The strategy is easy, stuff the Teabag and you win.
Yes, we lost. You can’t lose 3 fumbles in a game and expect to win.
It’s not all Tebow’s fault. Mullen’s play-calling this year has been very predictable and with the exception of the last 2 drives against Ole Miss the offense is not playing with any sense of urgency at all.
Why won’t he (Mullen) get our speedsters (Harvin, Demps, Rainey, James, etc.) out on the ends and into space? Why didn’t he throw deep and attack their weak secondary? Why has he handicapped Tebow into making sure he stays in the pocket? I don’t get it.
Back to Tebow. I don’t care if he cries. He hates to lose and that’s a good thing. This kid grew up rooting for the Gators and going to Gator games. So the losses hurt him more because he was a fan long before he was a player.
He actually cares about losing and takes it personal. That’s fine with me.
love the scott tennerman image
Notice Tim never cries after playing the Vols…
10-Mullen = Clawson
6-Mullen = Clawson