WHAT IS WORSE THAN TENNESSEE’S OFFENSE?

1. 
   2008 September 29

   P-Funk permalink

   I dont know if he’s worse, but he’s damn sure a worthy equal…Clawson = Dan Mullen
2. 
   2008 September 29

   Mr. IBM permalink

   @1

   Bryan mother Fucking Westbrook
3. 
   2008 September 29

   Randy Sander's Revenge permalink

   The Mustang Package
4. 
   2008 September 29

   Jim Bob Cooter permalink

   What’s worse?

   genital herpes, leukemia, Florida’s fumbling skills, Florida’s knack for missing game-tying PAT’s, Dan Mullen’s creative playcalling, especially on 4th and 1 with a minute to play…
5. 
   2008 September 29

   Can't spell CHAMPIONS without ... permalink

   Auburn’s offense?

   We are stuck with Crompton because we are stuck with Fulmer. I’d rather lose with the young players….
6. 
   2008 September 29

   mobilevol permalink

   Hey whats wrong with twizlers?
7. 
   2008 September 29

   IBleedOrange444 permalink

   The AIDS epedimic, Ace of Base, George Bush, and taking a 10lb sledge hammer to the nuts. I’ve thought long and hard on this one and these are the ONLY things worse than the Tennessee offense (here’s the kicker though) with JONATHAN CROMPTON at the helm.
8. 
   2008 September 29

   Bill Duff's Love Child permalink

   Paper cutting your eye balls might be worse.
9. 
   2008 September 29

   moondogleft permalink

   A big zit on your left nut.
10. 
    2008 September 29

    DangerDan permalink

    Starving kittens, Al Gore, girls with high self esteem, misplacing your favorite LFO cd. That’s all I could come up with.
11. 
    2008 September 29

    Cajunag permalink

    The entire Texas A&M football program.
12. 
    2008 September 29

    Jim Bob Cooter permalink

    I would go a week with a zit on my left nut if Florida would have given up just one less fumble.
13. 
    2008 September 29

    Jack J permalink

    WHATS going on with Jim Bob? Are u telling us you were wanting the gaytors to win? Where is your shadenfreund at? I think that how you spell the German word that means : taking pleasure in the rotten way things are going for another; Essentially – misery loves company. the only things i had to cheer me up were the Fla and Ga losses. I got down off the chair and took the electric wire from my neck when i saw that the Golden one ( Teblow) has stepped on his dicke.
14. 
    2008 September 29

    Jack J permalink

    starving kittens is bad. Hearing your back door slam as you go in the front and your wife is in her bathrobe and looks flushed. Buying a lot of Was mutual stock a year ago. Having a message from your md that he needs to talk personally with you ( in the office) about your latest test results. Seeing Condy rice getting on a plane to ” fix” some problem that could lead to WWIII. Seeing that dick chaney will be in the next administration – those are some bad MFing things.
15. 
    2008 September 29

    your name here permalink

    A Tim Tebow Circumcision
16. 
    2008 September 29

    Jokers Wild permalink

    Rosanne Barr bending over in a miniskirt. Oprah. Testicular Cancer.
17. 
    2008 September 29

    FEAR THE HAT, BITCH permalink

    Dr. Phil, Phil Donahue, Phil Fulmer losing to Florida, Auburn and Alabama (Roids) in the same year.
18. 
    2008 September 29

    Calmer than you are permalink

    “Where is your shadenfreund at? I think that how you spell the German word that means : taking pleasure in the rotten way things are going for another; Essentially – misery loves company.”

    It means taking pleasure in the pain of others. It does not mean misery loves company.
    Misery loves company is a saying that means miserable people love to make other people around the miserable.
19. 
    2008 September 30

    Jack J permalink

    thanks for the tip -CTYA- I knew one of the erudite men on this site would educate my dumb azz. Speaking of dumb azzs – how about that genius Coach Fat. He has decided to ” open up the competetion at QB” . not a day too soon, either. Thanks for locking the door after everything of value is gone.
20. 
    2008 September 30

    Jack J permalink

    dear fear – you must be a cock-eyed optimist by not including the Ga Dogs in that list? Can i buy some of the drugs you take? they are great.

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