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- Bammeroids – The Red Elephant “Boosters” have commissioned Daniel Moore to begin capturing the historic UGA Blackout Victory in another “paint by the numbers” football cartoon that loyal Bammeroids call “an investment” in priceless art. Daniel will title this one “Black is for Funerals, Bitch” and immediately upon completion, he will hire an attorney to defend him in the civil suit the Roids plan to file against him. One must wonder, would Saban be as successful without Shula’s players? It is a fair question as the Bammeroids bust on Les Miles for winning with Saban’s players.
- LSU – Is this possible? LSU continues to lurk in the 5 or 4 spot. Nothing going on in Baton Rouge, nothing to see here. They suck, their quarterbacks suck, and they don’t have a chance. That’s how they like it. Then in the last week of the season everyone wakes up and, oh shit, there is LSU in the championship again. But for now, keep your focus on Oklahoma, Alabama, and Penn State. Those are the “real” contenders.
- Florida – Still in search of that elusive win over a BCS Team. They look a bit lost on O, sadly they can’t play Tennessee every week.
- Auburn – It might be a good idea to win games by more than 2 points. That shit is going to catch up with them….
- UGA – Looks like Larry Munson picked the right week to quit. Damn, that ass whipping by the Bammeroids was reminiscent of the ass whippings David Cutcliffe used to apply to the red pants.
- Vandy – Last win versus the Barn was 1955, or the same year that Ike sent the first advisers to Viet Nam or when Disneyland opened its gates. The best team in Tennessee shows Tennessee how to beat ass..
- Ole Miss – A win over Satan’s Army that even Eli would be proud of, brother to Peyton who didn’t beat Florida, Coached by Cutcliffe who beat UGA ass.
- Kentucky – 6 wins this year, count ‘em: Louisville, Norfolk State, Middle Tennessee, WKU, Arkansas (even with Petrino), Vandy. If either the Hogs or the ‘Dores beat UK, then it’ll be a win over Mississippi State for #6.
- Tennessee – Being 9th in the SEC is nothing to be ashamed of, the Conference is ruff n tuff. NIU comes to Knoxville, fingers are crossed that the 13th ranked QB in the SEC goes easy on them. I betcha that InCromptonet will start the game. Fumbles is already been announced as a starter….
- South Carolina – USC has a better than average chance this week versus Ole Miss. Spurrier’s offense is based on guile, so I can see how he may have a different kind trouble with Vandy than he does with the rest of the apes in the SEC. Lets just say it, Ole Miss has players that can’t read.
- MSU – Bad, not awful. But worse than Tennessee.
- Arkansas – The Hogs are just plain awful. AWFUL….
FACT: Unranked SEC beats ranked SEC => SEC is good top to bottom
http://www.garnetandblackattack.com/2008/10/1/625748/sec-power-poll-week-5-now
Would these help with ball security??? Not likely
Do the Viles miss Coach Cut? damn right they do.
Is Cut winning at Duke?..damn right he is (this one makes them grit their teeth!, kinda like Phat does when he’s losing)
Is Phat going to withstand the wrath of the Vile nation?…HELL NO!
Go ahead and put Vandy and UK above uga since they are undefeated.
So mr bama fan? Is Saban winning with Shula’s players???? LOL
Well golly gee, any half wit would know he’s winning with his players!
Who is “he’s”? and “his”?
If you mean Mikey, then he has earned his weekly salary like any good bama player too
UT is not better than USC
So Ole Miss should be ranked ahead of UF? Who skips more? Tebow or Peter (no pun) Pan?
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Saban most certainly is winning with both his and Shula’s players. Heck, he’s doing more with Shula’s players than The University of Knoxville’s finest is doing with his very own.