Fulmer Fulmer Fulmer

2008 October 7
by Jai Eugene

He is being paid not to overlook possible touchdowns. He is paid not to miss details like this and he has; and now he has an offensive staff that may be able to tell him—since he has to be more involved than he was, because he does not know these guys as well as he knew Cut—So he might want to listen.  Instead of waiting for 4 games to realize that:

- that Nick Stephens has an arm that Crompton wishes he had; that Crompton’s swagger is because he thinks he is senior to Stephens in the players’ union…which he thinks makes him automatically a starter.

-After the  2nd or 3rd fail to get 6 yards against Auburn….Nick Stephens finally  crossed somebody’s mind.

- Crompton, will never take another meaningful snap on the Hill.

- Stephens was brought to Knoxville by the best QB coach ever to be in the SEC—even better than Steve Spurrier—

and allowed to languish, until now.

Speaking of languishing, why is Arian Foster still playing?  Is he playing to break the Tennessee rushing record?  Creer and Hardsty need some meaningful game time.  At a minimum, let them carry ball inside the 20s instead of Fumbles.

Duh…

I thought that Phillip Fulmer was too smart not to give the kid a real chance—not one for appearances—but a real competitive chance.  But after 4 games of watching Crompton killing worms or hitting  hotdog vendors in section YY10 with the high passes.  Why did it take 4 effing games?  Does Mama Cromps have some blackmail material on the Battle Captain?

24 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 October 7
    www.gobluewe'vealwaysbeattheshitoutofyou permalink

    You guys are freakin pansies. You can’t even dominate a Mid-Level MAC team. It is no wonder that we are 23-5-1 against your pussy conference ! You need to play a real game in Champaigne-Urbana in November so you stupid shits understand the meaining of thawing out !

  2. 2008 October 8

    Seriously, Michigan Douche, STFU!

    10 of your victories against the SEC have come against Vandy – which is traditionally the SEC doormat.

    3 of those “victories” are over Tulane which is a mid-major that hasn’t been a member of the SEC since the 60s!

    Another victory came against Arky, which has never won the SEC.

    Another one came against South Carolina, which also has never won the SEC and is traditionally a lower-tier SEC team.

    So take away those BS wins and you are 8-5-1. Wow.

    Keep living in the past. Vandy’s 30,000 seat stadium gets louder than your 100,000+ seat stadium.

    You are a middle-of-the-pack Little Ten team with a filthy Mexican for a Head Coach. You are done. Over with. You cannot even beat Ohio State.

    And you stole your helmets from a D-II school: Delaware.

    Terrible.

  3. 2008 October 8
    a gonzo permalink

    When was the last time someone used “pansies” in a sentence?? WTF……..oh I see, Michigan. Nuf said.

  4. 2008 October 8
    FEAR THE HAT, BITCH permalink

    looking at that picture closely, one can see that Crompton is actually a neanderthal. the low forehead, unibrow, etc give it away.

  5. 2008 October 8
    a gonzo permalink

    @5, he’s a Melungeon. “Melungeons are a group of mixed ethnic ancestry, found primarily in northeastern Tennessee and Appalachia. They are of swarthy complexion, with prominent cheek bones, jet black hair, generally straight but at times having a slight tendency to curl, and the men have heavy black beards.” The one you refer to above looks to be a dullard though and has showed it to be by his passing statistics.

  6. 2008 October 8
    FEAR THE HAT, BITCH permalink

    @6 do they come with cheesy ’staches as well??

  7. 2008 October 8
    www.gobluewe'vealwaysbeattheshitoutofyou permalink

    2 and O against Florida in the last 5 years-more than I can say for you friggin idiots ! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ! Eat sheeot and die Vols !

  8. 2008 October 8
    www.gobluewe'vealwaysbeattheshitoutofyou permalink

    Hey Boyz,

    They do have cable TV now so that you can have your history right. So, for you brain dead orange fans, let’s re-cap:

    Beat Alabama
    Beat Arkiesaw
    Beat Ole Miss (they were SEC Champs that year !)
    Beat the Florida Gayturds X2

    Yes-even beat that league powerhouse Vandy a couple of times ! God’s conference is NO BIG DEAL to us. Perhaps you guys shouldn’t schedule Northern Illinois-too close for comfort ! YOU FOLKS ARE LEGENDS IN YOUR OWN MIND ! YOU ARE NOT AS DOMINANT AS YOU LEAD YOURSELF TO BELIEVE. Based on our record, I guess that 4th place in the BIG 10=a trip to the SEC Championship.

  9. 2008 October 8
    ears whitworth permalink

    @9 Do you remember the name Jason Witten? Can’t spell UT without Citrus Bowl

  10. 2008 October 8

    Hey Blue,

    Ohio State and Tressel flat out OWN you!

    Yet Ohio State is everyone’s bitch.

    What does that make you? Exactly.

    Keep holding on to those 10 wins over Vandy and those 3 wins over Tulane to try and justify your lame argument.

    Try winning a home opener one of these seasons, ok?

    p.s. And you guys lost to Notre Dame. You’re their bitch, too!

  11. 2008 October 8
    artiger permalink

    And Blue, about that comment about playing up north in Novemburrr! Try playing down South in August and September, with heat and humidity out the roof. It’s not any easier, squarehead.

    P.S. Bet you wish you had made a decent offer to Miles, don’t you? You couldn’t even convince one of your own to come home. He knew returning to the Big 10(11) was a step down.

  12. 2008 October 8

    #9,
    Ole Miss hasn’t won the SEC since JFK was President you stupid fuck.

  13. 2008 October 9
    zigzag permalink

    goblue = angry eer

    Totally lame shit.

  14. 2008 October 9
    www.gobluewe'vealwaysbeattheshitoutofyou permalink

    Yeah, but you’n folk (did I say that right hick boyz) are OUR Beeotches ! Go Blue ! We have always beat the LIVIN shit our of you ! I rather be owned by Ohio State-at least they have some class ! Take your Rocky Top boyz off the tube. It is not worth watchin. The whole SEC has been lickin our shoes for years and always will !

  15. 2008 October 9
    www.gobluewe'vealwaysbeattheshitoutofyou permalink

    Hey 3rd Down-check your records, they (Ole Miss) was Co-Champs of the SEC back in the early 90s and we beat the livin sheeot out of them. You don’t even know your own conference History. May God and some queer Alabama fans assult you for your ignorance ! PS: We also beat Auburn and any other lame force you have lined up against us ! HAIL TO THE CONQUERING HEROES HAIL, HAIL, TO MICHIGAN THE LEADERS AND BEST…………………….

  16. 2008 October 9
    www.gobluewe'vealwaysbeattheshitoutofyou permalink

    ps: EVEN YOUR SUPPOSED BEEOTCH OHIO STATE BEAT LSU IN 1988 WHEN THEY WERE THE SEC CHAMPS ! Miami if Ohio ALSO beat LSU that year………………you dominators you !

  17. 2008 October 9
    www.gobluewe'vealwaysbeattheshitoutofyou permalink

    23-5-1 YOU are our SEC beeotches !

  18. 2008 October 9
    artiger permalink

    @18 And what did App St do to you LAST YEAR? A lot more recent than 1988. Or is time just really fluid up north?

  19. 2008 October 9

    @17,
    no they we’re you fucking dumbass.

    check the records. 1963 was the last time Ole Miss won a share of the SEC. In 2003 Ole Miss were co-SEC West champions.

  20. 2008 October 10
    artiger permalink

    H-Back, what do you expect from a dumb yankee?

  21. 2008 October 10

    artiger,
    you’re right. I’m up here in Yankee land right now. I swear to God if I see another Rutgers or Penn State shirt I am going to kill someone.

  22. 2008 October 11
    artiger permalink

    H-Back, I think Toledo just took care of this Blue Asshole for a while. Hope your stay up north is, well, brief.

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