Want to Parlay a Winner?

2008 October 7
by 3rd Down H-Back

Of course you do.

Here are the two games to pick.  I hope I am wrong but I doubt I am.

UGA is going to grab the Vawls by the throat and rape the ever living shit out of them.  Take UGA -13.

The only way the Barn is going to score 19 points is with 3 defensive TDs accompanied by 2 Wes Mother Fucking Byrum missed XPs.  Arky +19.

This is the first time since 1990 that the Braves and Auburn have both fucked me.  Fuck sports until next year.

One other thing I liked the odds on… The over/under for Alabama being hit with NCAA sanctions is 12 months.  I’m taking the under.

8 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 October 7

    You are probably correct that Alabama will be hit with sanctions. With Alabama on scholarship probation, that is the only way Tennessee (joke of the SEC) and Auburn (pick a mascot) can keep up.

  2. 2008 October 7
    moondogleft permalink

    Fuck 3rd Down, every time I see Ole Miss play, I think of “I has a crayon” and LMAO.

  3. 2008 October 7
    Your Daddy permalink

    I wish there was a line on how soon Bama starts winning again b4 some dumb dick would bring up the word sanctions.

    I wonder who makes it to the Indy bowl first this year….tenner or the barn???.likely neither….now that’s a bet!

  4. 2008 October 7

    Thanks moondog.

    How long you Bammers going to keep on blaming probation for your shittyness? The Barn or UT would have to get Mal Moore to FedEx the key to the Indy Bowl before they accepted the invite.

    I remember when everyone was saying Bama was back… then LSU came to town.

  5. 2008 October 7
    Jimbo permalink

    Dudes, Get a gripe. You have owned us for two years. I hope we beat your ass but until we do you still beat us for two years. Talk is cheap. Results count. Will you hate us more if pulmer wins and keeps his job or if we beat you. Go dawges.

  6. 2008 October 8
    FEAR THE HAT, BITCH permalink

    @4 yeah you right. it was aught 5 when everyone loved shula and bammer was ranked like no.3 or something. LSU came to town and showed who was back and who wasn’t back.

    Nov. 8th is just a month away. lots of football to be played though. we’ll see what’s what and who’s back when Saban gets a big ol welcome back in tiger stadium.

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