SEC Power Poll Week 6
2008 October 10
- Going all Arian Foster with the ball…..
- Bammeroids – There is only one reason that Kentucky played Bama close last Saturday: Probation. One must wonder would Saban be as successful without Shula’s players? Where would Les Miles be without Saban? Herban without Zook?
- LSU – I’m not enough of a jackass to put them ahead of the Roids (yet), just because they should beat Florida
- Florida – No change to this write-up: Still in search of that elusive win over a BCS Team. They look a bit lost on O, sadly they can’t play Tennessee every week.
- Vandy – One game at a time, at Mississippi State this week, facing cowbells and possible Tinnitus. Tinnitus is commonly described as a sound in the ear that comes from no apparent source in the surroundings. The sound may be ringing, buzzing, whistling, chirping, hissing, roaring, or clicking, among others. Some people even describe it as music or the sound of cowbells.
- U (sic)GA – Is it possible that there is a more undisciplined team than Tennessee? Yes, it is the U (sic)GA Dawgs. You won’t be gifted multiple touchdowns due to idiotic mistakes this week, assholes. We still own that series 20-15-2. The Battle Captain is 11-5….
- Auburn – Watching Auburn run the “spread” offense was like watching Bizarro-Auburn. It was just … wrong. Even the players seem confused. It is hard to understand how the players at Troy could score with OC Tony Franklin’s system and the players at Auburn can’t after over 1 year. Not that matters, Franklin got shitcanned after Wingnut scrapped the Spread formation in order to go back to three-and-out offense. Tubby don’t fuck around if you Fail.
- Ole Miss – Wow, way to kill the USC’s moral victory right off the bat, Houston Nutt. That was awful. Cock fans have now been empowered to believe they are in the BCS chase.
- Kentucky – I was extremely impressed with UK. Their defense gave the Roids fits all day. If they had not been playing near the SEC HQ, they may have had a chance. Kentucky may have played well enough against Bama to achieve the dubious distinction of Almost losing their way into the top 25.
- South Carolina Despite the unexpected win last week, I really hope bad things happen to Spurrier. I wonder if Spurrier would quit if he loses to UK?
- Tennessee- Being 10th in the SEC is nothing to be ashamed of, it is a tough conference. We all know that Fulmer and Clawson have a playbook full of Herban Meyer-like plays. They’re just waiting for the right time to use them. Look out UGA!!
- MSU – Bad, not awful. But worse than Tennessee. Ring those Cowbells!!
- Arkansas – They actually looked good, for a little bit against Florida….JetGate part 2 with Auburn is next. Wingnut applies the figure 4 to Petrino. Following the 2003 season, Petrino, who was in his first year as head coach at Louisville, secretly met with Auburn officials at an airport near Louisville, Ky. to discuss replacing Tuberville as head coach. When news of the meeting became public, the talks were squashed and Tuberville remained at the helm.
http://www.dothaneagle.com/dea/sports/college/auburn/article/tuberville_says_burns_will_get_more_chances_for_tigers/39878
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I wanted to see the car wreck up close, so I bought some tickets to the game tomorrow. I can’t wait to watch the sweet butter cream tears fall from Fulmers fat face.
Beware Dawgs, Fulmer will have them ready to play against his alter-ego, CMR
You know Stephens looks alot like Opie Taylor
So what is your response now? You have good team but this is not your year. We win. See you next year.
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They’ll say uga cheats! …Typical of being ignorant rednecks!
BAMA will beat the living shit out of you!
Stephens is much better than Choketon…
That said.. Stephens still sucks. He had some good plays, but other than that.. Fail.
Fulmer didn’t have anything ready, save for the spread in the locker room to replenish his fat reserves.
After you’re done crying I got your tea-bag right here, come get some.
Who skips more? Tebow or Peter Pan? The Gaydar is off the screen when that twink speaks
@ 8 Tebow of Nazareth sure does skip around a lot. however, it hurts gettn beat like that by a fag.
LSU, please check the lost and found. Your ass is there.
@10 We’ll just look for our head…our ass is all around it.
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Too funny.. Thanks for the laugh guys…
Yeah Baby! We’re ranked higher then Miss St. We’re #67! We’re #67!
http://collegefootball.rivals.com/content.asp?CID=862389
@10 no, it is not in the lost and found, it was handed to us during the game. i am still friggin hungover. tebow still skips around too much.