Fulmer’s Burden

2008 October 15
by Jai Eugene

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Indiddy,him and Hubbs own the internet

How can I say to the Vol Nation say how pissed I am over the losing and quitting attitudes? Listen all you ignorant, knuckle-dragging, nose-picking, crotch scratching Tennessee fans: You can step the fuck off, or i will kick all your asses down your own trailer steps.

All true Vol fans just need to hold the rope, and we will get what we deserve.  The Battle Captain is the man, and he will lead us through the wilderness and into the promised land as our dearly beloved John Majors did – they are cut from the same cloth.

I think it is BULLSHIT for any of you *fans* to be saying forget this year, the season is over, etc, etc. Complete BULLSHIT!

There are 6 more freaking games. We are 2-4 and could still go to a bowl game. I know, big deal, but to you bunch of quitters and pussies saying the season is over and all that crap is bullshit and pisses me off. I recently read a headline on a “website” that was titled the “season is over” after only half of the games have been played is BULLSHIT!

So what if we failed on most of the following goals?
1. Win the SEC east
2. Win the SEC
3. Play for and win the National Championship.

I will concede that those 3 goals are now unachievable. We are 2-4 (0-3) and at the bottom of the SEC. The Battle Captain is only learning those boys and the fans some Six Sigma stratagem.  Streamlining the winning/losing process, adapt and overcome.  Remember folks,  being 10th in the SEC is definitely nothing to be ashamed of, it is like being second in the Big 10 or first in Big East. A bowl game will be tough for this team accomplish but we could easily slide into ritzy Shreveport for a prestigious pre-New Years Bowl Game. Alabama did it that way last year and see where they are today, mark it down TBC is reloading for 2009.

Fact: any BCS or non-BCS bowl would be lucky to have us, as Tennessee is nothing but class.  Are we in line for the Fiesta or Sugar bowl?  Probably not, not even the Orange.  Hopefully the pollsters will take into account  our ‘near misses’ against Auburn, Florida, UCLA , and Georgia.  Any expert can see we should have won those games.  At least when we lose, we lose with class unlike the Florida and U (sic) GA who always blame  refs.  Speaking of refs they ripped victory away from us in the U (sic) GA game last Saturday with all of those “personal foul” penalties.  Fulmer must have pissed on Penn Wagers shoes somewhere in the past, cause Wagers is always after Tennessee.

Mississippi State is a trap game that we should win by 41-0, but Fulmer will hold off the dogs early because he is such a sportsman.

18 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 October 15

    You won’t get away with this, motherfucker.

  2. 2008 October 15
    your name here permalink

    What exacttly is the “promised land” we are being lead to? No the season is not over but even if we win every game left it is still a mediocre at best season.

    I still want the Vols to win every game.

    What is this he is learning his players shit? Are they all Freshman? most of them have played at UT before so he is forgetting more than learning.

    When does BB season start. Who wants a Pearl Necklace!!

  3. 2008 October 15
    Your daddy, Alabama permalink

    fulmer and Majors are polar opposites…..Johnny admitted last week that when he hired the loser captain that was a major mistake!

    Hold the rope, that’s hysterical, you sound like fRanchione and he’s lucky to be working in the booth these days. Give it up on the captain and start looking to Gruden for replacement!

  4. 2008 October 15
    heavy nutz permalink

    I am assuming you are either a fatass slob or are having hot anal sex with fulmer…or both. Get off the mans nutz for gods sake!

  5. 2008 October 15
    your name here permalink

    You are starting to sound like AngryErr, what a douche.

  6. 2008 October 15
    Jim permalink

    It is really amazing how many people fail to recognize sarcasm. Posters 2-5: please refrain from voting or any other civic activity that requires even a modicum of intellect, thought and/or responsibility. Stick to mouth breathing and watching fox news.

    Thanks,

    The rest of the world.

  7. 2008 October 15
    Doesn't Matter permalink

    At least when we lose, we lose with class unlike the Florida and U (sic) GA who always blame refs. Speaking of refs they ripped victory away from us in the U (sic) GA game last Saturday with all of those “personal foul” penalties. Fulmer must have pissed on Penn Wagers shoes somewhere in the past, cause Wagers is always after Tennessee.

    You suck, dumbass. In those three sentences you loose all credibility.

  8. 2008 October 15
    ears whitworth permalink

    @7 You suck, dumbass. In those three sentences you loose all credibility.
    Spell check this shit (loser):
    http://www.answers.com/lose

  9. 2008 October 15

    @7:

    Tennessee “loses with class”? Are you effin’ kidding me?

    When my Gators crushed you 30-6 at Neyland, 1/2 of your stadium left midway through the 3rd Qtr. and the other 1/2 stayed and booed your Coach and Team. Thus resulting in your top QB recruit de-committing from you guys.

    Yep. Pure class.

    And then you accuse UF and UGA of always blaming the refs, only to blame the refs yourself in the very next sentence! Now that’s comedy!

  10. 2008 October 15
    heavy nutz permalink

    @jimmy boy

    I guess you didn’t detect my sarcasm either. So does that make me super duper intellectual and permit me to vote for Obama?

  11. 2008 October 15
    bwfull permalink

    SarChasm! Nice work Jai!

    I fully agree that being last in the SEC is nothing to be ashamed of.

    Love,
    Ole Miss ‘07, Miss St ‘02 ‘03 ‘06, KY ‘04 ‘05, Vanderbilt ‘02 ‘03

  12. 2008 October 15
    bwfull permalink

    If Obama is our new battle captain the US will surely finish last in the SEC…behind UT. But that is nothing to be ashamed of.

  13. 2008 October 15
    Jmuthaf'nT permalink

    Where’s that douche eer? Real smart with that revenge fuck(signing what’s his name for a coach), now you can count the STD’s you don’t have.

  14. 2008 October 15

    He has a post scheduled for tomorrow, just saw it in the queue

  15. 2008 October 15
    Bo Knows permalink

    Having Johnny Majors saying UT hired the wrong guy is liking having Al Davis saying he hired the wrong guy with Lane Kiffin. UT is the Oakland Raiders, hillbilly style. What a senile old fuck. What the hell did Majors ever win at UT? You shitheads ran him off for the fat fuck you have now. Battle Captain? More like Custer or whatever loser led the Iraqi Republican Guard in their last ass kicking in Gulf War I.

    Being last in the SEC is still fucking last. You’re still the fat girl someone will bang after enough Schlitz Light and Mad Dog. Oakland is still last in the NFL, but they’re still in the NFL. What dicked up logic, but it’s UT logic, I guess.

    MSU will punk your sorry ass in Knoxville. I can see the smoke from the burning outhouses from here as you burn down your hick town in protest.

    I hope to god UT finishes 6-6. Then Nebraska actually has a chance to actually win a bowl game in Shreveport this year.

  16. 2008 October 16
    moondogleft permalink

    “It is really amazing how many people fail to recognize sarcasm. Posters 2-5: please refrain from voting or any other civic activity that requires even a modicum of intellect, thought and/or responsibility. Stick to mouth breathing and watching fox news.”

    LOL. Well done. Although in defense of some who haven’t read this blog with regularity, I could understand how they might misinterpret what’s written.

  17. 2008 October 16
    zigzag permalink

    17- Your comments are vitriolic and distressing to the Vol faithful BTW, if you mention Shreveport again The Bear (Organ crescendo) will descend from the Left Hand of God and smite your ass with his diamond encrusted, houndstooth scimitar to confirm the Tide Roller’s ownership of that Louisiana dump.

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