Auburn Couch Burning

2008 October 16
by AngryEer

Mountain Mommas...Take me home, Country Roads!!

Mountain Mommas...Take me home, Country Roads!!

Sorry fellas, I been away. Things have really turned to shit around here, Bama is #2??? Hilarious. I see that the Big 12 is now the #1 football conference over the SEC? LMAO.

Ladies and Gentleman of the Couch, Auburn is where our season gets back on track.

If you think West Virginia is struggling on offense, Auburn is a bajillions times worse. Noel Devine single-handedly produced more yards than Auburn’s offense in the last game. I fully expect Auburn to try to muscle the ball over West Virginia’s D-line and grind out yardage on the ground. This plays to West Virginia’s benefit because they can be stout when they must.

This is a Mountaineer team being led by a perennial Heisman candidate senior quarterback with aspirations to become the greatest rushing quarterback in the history of college football. This is a man capable of single handily willing this team to victory (see Ga. Tech two years ago), and not to mention a man who always defies his critics.

Yes we can beat Auburn and yes we will beat Auburn as we extend our ownership of the SEC.

High 5s all around bitches

9 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 October 16
    bwfull permalink

    This game no longer matters.

  2. 2008 October 16
    Your daddy, Alabama permalink

    You should have zero problems w/ the barnies….
    Their offense is almost dead last and their D really looked bad
    in the Ark. debacle

  3. 2008 October 16
    your name here permalink

    PW can single handily will a team to victory, he did 2 years ago agianst a suck ACC team, wow just wow.

    Douche!

  4. 2008 October 16
    VolDave53 permalink

    Yea, those look like Junior Mountain Mamas! Let’s see, 13 or 14 years old, ready to take up cigarette smoking, knocked up and nowhere else to go.

    All they need for final certification as MMs is to gain about 50 pounds and get facial hair.

    One was heard to say: “Where’s my AFDC check?”

  5. 2008 October 16
    zigzag permalink

    Totally lame shit.

  6. 2008 October 17

    Just when I started to smile thinking that Jai’s “AngryEer” debacle had finally come to a close, it rears its ugly head again. Damn.

  7. 2008 October 17
    DowntownDawg permalink

    Thats a WV game for sure.

    Look at the empty seats….

  8. 2008 October 19
    Jmuthaf'nT permalink

    i figured the meth industry was an inelastic commodity up there. Sad to think the current economic downturn is preventing lines of credit to allow wholesale purchasing of goods needed to sustain your way of life.

    at lease the eers are relevant, it’s warm at your latitude, and you have attractive chicks..so you have that going for you.

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