Free falling like a Bammeroid on probation

1. Alabama, 251 points (20 first-place votes)

2. Florida, 230.5 (1)

3. Georgia, 209.5

4. LSU, 187

5. South Carolina, 158

6. Vanderbilt, 153

7. Mississippi, 112.5

8. Kentucky, 111.5

9. Auburn, 73

10. Mississippi State, 61

11. Arkansas, 59

12. Tennessee, 32

Alabama has seized control in stunning fashion. Even if the lone voter who left the Tide out of their top spot had not even ranked Alabama, Tuscaloosa’s Team would still be No. 1.
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1. Bammeroids – It brings joy to my heart to see the evil and debauched Bammeroids wallow in their self-created Hades of arrogance. The wheels of justice grind slow but they grind fine.  That wheel is rolling and it is moving very slow.   The Roids fall will be meteor-gasmic
2. Florida – Imagine this.  The SEC-CG with the stands full of Roid and Gate fans. Worst of the worst fans, all in one place
3. LSU – Take getting your coon-ass handed to you like a man.  LSU tried to play itself out of the BCS bowl game, but the pollsters wouldn’t allow it.
4. Vandy – Well, Vandy, it’s been a hell of a ride in the rankings.  The cowbells got you.  Gotta wonder why Mackenzie isn’t the starter.
5. UGA – Exposed. See you in Jacksonville Bulldogs. It won’t take long, Herban and Timmy promise. You won’t be gifted multiple touchdowns due to idiotic officiating and circus stunts, Penn Wagers sucks.
6. Auburn – More chaffing and itching in the red zone as the Barn fails on Offense.  Maybe Stan White has an extra year of eligibility?
7. Ole Miss – Ole Miss always gives the Roids all they can handle. Remember what they did to Florida
8. Kentucky – Pollsters cite UK’s close game with Bama as one of the reasons that Bama didn’t make #1. Kentucky would smoke tOSU.
9. South Carolina – Carolina is a pretty good football team, maybe I should pull my head out of my ass.
10. Tennessee- I would like to take a moment and remind everyone how far we’ve come!  We are just a play or two away from being in the hunt for another SEC East title.  Being 10^th in the SEC is nothing to be ashamed of, it is a tough conference. Penn Wagers sucks.
11. MSU – It is tough to be a Maroon fan, but at least they are not Arkansas. Ring those Cowbells!!
12. Arkansas – Nice win.  Killing Bama without actually playing them last weekend.  Keep up the good work, Bama needs Auburn to be in the top 25 by the end of the year. you guys put a serious hurt on their “strength of schedule”.

Dear the rest of the country.

Shut the hell up.

Signed,

SEC
Arkansas > Auburn
Miss State > Vandy?

Deepest conference as always. Big XII is this year’s Big 10.