Is Auburn worth lighter fluid?

2008 October 23
by AngryEer

Hell raising!!  High 5 Mountain Mommas!!!

Hell raising!! High 5 Mountain Mommas!!!

To burn a couch or not to burn a couch after the Auburn win?


I don’t know if you could consider beating Auburn’s ass as a  big enough win to warrant burning a couch but if its a bad loss I’m sure several couches will meet their ultimate demise.
Well either way I have been pre-soaking a couch for just this very occasion.   AT this point its not about how big of a win it is for our football team, we need to win and celebrate the hell of out it. We need our swagger back on offense, I don’t care if we score 28 points a game for the rest of the season as long as well are putting up Ws.
On the other hand, couch burning is reserved for a big win over a much “higher ranked” opponent. In a bizarre way it does give props to our defeated opponent in that they we are excited that we beat them. Hasn’t been the case for the last three years. We EXPECT to beat everyone!! No, Auburn doesn’t not rate sacrificing a couch.

Country Roads Motherfuckers as the Mounties domination of the SEC continues!!

8 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 October 23
    a gonzo permalink

    That the Eers get no respect nationwide is a given. What have they done of late AngryEer? Not sure who the guy with the flag is, he’s obviously waiting for Halloween, but these moutain momma’s are one of your better finds. They have the majority of their teeth, weigh no more than 170 and no cig’s hanging from their grilles. Of course they are just getting started with their binge drinking. Much improvement Eer.

  2. 2008 October 23
    your name here permalink

    No one cares which shitty team wins or loses this game!

    Which shit is browner? Doesn’t matter they are still both shit!

    You’re a Douche!

  3. 2008 October 23
    Nik permalink

    Wow, are you insane?

  4. 2008 October 23
    zigzag permalink

    Incredibly lame shit.

    BTW, that one to the left of the yellow tin man, holding the horse piss, is a total mess.

  5. 2008 October 23
    Jim Bob Cooter permalink

    They’ll be burning couches just to keep warm up there. It looks colder than shit (which isn’t really that cold, by the way).

    GO RAYS, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

  6. 2008 October 24
    Your daddy, Alabama permalink

    …and Tub turned off the heaters on his guys toward the end.
    What a cold MFer, no pun intended.
    If the players start a revolt i wont be surprised.

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