Lift Defined by Eric Berry

2008 October 27
by Jai Eugene

Lift is the component of aerodynamic force perpendicular to the relative wind.

Watch as this poor Bammeroid is shapeshifted into an airfoil.  He had to complain to his Red Elephant Booster Club Sponsor that he needed a  raise after that hit.

53 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 October 27
    Jai's number 1 fan permalink

    I KNEW you could find something to comment on other than the beatdown the Vols took if you searched hard enough! It took you 48 hours to find a single positive in that massacre but you did it. Good job! You are my hero!

  2. 2008 October 27
    The Headless Horseman's Headless Horse permalink

    @1 it was almost ALMOST as if the refs were being paid off…..

  3. 2008 October 27
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    Massacre? What game were you watching. Tennessee got jobbed by the refs

  4. 2008 October 27
    Jai's number 1 fan permalink

    Yeah. Teams jobbed by the refs often lose by 20 at home with the opponents at their goal line as time expires. My bad – you are right. What could I have been thinking?

    Oh and 23 -10 edges in first down and 2-1 edge in total yards are meaningless stats as well . . .

  5. 2008 October 27
    Scorched Colon permalink

    @5 meaniningless stats when “penalties” are used to negate drives. Brown bag anyone?

  6. 2008 October 27
    Lloyd The All Knowing Braun permalink

    Come on BAMA fans, let us at least take one positive away from our pathetic season. Can we not celebrate a tackle? You guys are undefeated and we are oft-defeated. Leave us alone. WAAAAAA WAAAAA WAAAAAA WAAAAAA

  7. 2008 October 27
    Jai's number 1 fan permalink

    Did any of you “jobbed by the refs” guys notice that on UT’s SOLE TD DRIVE that of 63 total yards 30 came on two pass interference penalities? Apparently the refs weren’t paid quite enough for the entire game by ‘Bama . . . .they stopped “jobbing” UT in the 3rd quarter.

    Who paid the UT RB’s to lay down? They only had 37 yards rushing. For the game.

  8. 2008 October 27
    Jai's number 1 fan permalink

    #5v I might buy your argument if UT had reached the Mendoza line in total yards . . . .ot the half-hundred on the ground . . .

    UT isn’t threatening enough for ANYONE to pay off refs this season. ‘Bama would probably save the “brown bag” to pay off the Arkansas State officials. Thy are more of a threat than UT. Seriously.

  9. 2008 October 27
    Fighting Nutria permalink

    ULM

  10. 2008 October 27
    Jai's number 1 fan permalink

    Good point #9

  11. 2008 October 27
    bearbryant permalink

    3-That shit is so lame you need a wheel chair to haul it around.

  12. 2008 October 27
    Major Changes permalink

    Dick Buttons got a woodie watching that single sowcow.

  13. 2008 October 27
    your name here permalink

    @7 UT may be shitty and we lost but unless you are blind, you have to admit there were a few awful calls agianst UT.

  14. 2008 October 27
    Jim permalink

    Maybe UT can get Ty Willingham to coach them

  15. 2008 October 28
    THE GRILL VIPER permalink

    @#7

    You stupid cunt. The refs were obviously trying to even up the penalties at the end of the game after the outcome had been decided to make the calls appear legit and not favorable to one (ahem) cheating ass sack of shit team – the Roll Tards.

  16. 2008 October 28
    Stop the bleeding permalink

    #16 -We should have gotten the death penalty for our cheating ways.

  17. 2008 October 28

    @17:

  18. 2008 October 28
    your name here permalink

    I have tylenol. Extra strength even.

  19. 2008 October 28

    Damn you inbred hillbillies are lame. Post-editing the comments that you don’t like? Wow. That’s a new low. But I’m not surprised.

  20. 2008 October 28
    Rob Lewis permalink

    LOLz

  21. 2008 October 28

    Fixed LL

  22. 2008 October 28

    Thanks, Jai.

  23. 2008 October 28

    how bad does UF beat UGA?

  24. 2008 October 28

    To be honest, I think the game is a toss-up at this point.

    UGA’s defense gave up 497yds to LSU last week so that’s a good sign. Yet on the other hand, UGA’s offense will be the best our young defense has faced this year. It’s on them. If the defense plays great, UF wins.

  25. 2008 October 28
    Jim Bob Cooter permalink

    LL, you said the UT game would be a toss-up as well, so I guess we’re in good shape. Go Gators!

  26. 2008 October 28

    lol! Indeed, Jim Bob!

  27. 2008 October 29
    Stop the bleeding permalink

    You altered my comment at #17. I am sure this was inadvertent. Please correct – unless you are a gutless wussy, which I am sure you are not.

  28. 2008 October 29
    Stop the bleeding permalink

    By the by, if you decide to alter this comment -and the previous one – I would hasten to tell you they have been up for several hours now and people will know you are altering posts . ..in case that metters to you. I am not sure you have the courage to enagage in the free exchange of ideas. I would doubt it – and everyone who sees you remove this post will know it.

  29. 2008 October 29

    31 –

    Sadly, it’s just par for the course around here. Pathetic pussies.

  30. 2008 October 30
    jai alters posts permalink

    You know, if Jai had any balls – and especially given his scorched earth policy towards certain other SEC programs on here – he would be willing to dook it out with the supporters of those programs in his “comments” section. That he cannot do that shows what an incredible ballless, testoterone-free pussy he is. Of copurse he will alter this post – which proves my point.

    When – and not IF – you alter this Jai, you prove you are a pussy.

  31. 2008 October 30

    @34

    I am not the only admin here, I have not altered any comments. I reallty don’t have the time to do it. SO Take your potty mouth and run some bleach through it.

  32. 2008 October 30

    I see the comment that was altered. I agree with the assessment of the SMU penalty

  33. 2008 October 30
    jai alters posts permalink

    Jai – are you actually calling someone else a “potty mouth” when it was your blog that included the infamous “two girls, one cup” video of women eating their own excrement?

    That was you. Not me. Don’t you dare call me a name.

    I have a “name” for you, if you will. That name is “hypocrite.” It fits.

  34. 2008 October 30
    jai alters posts permalink

    And you still did not restore my post at #17 . It doesn’t matter if you “agree” with the alterartion. Do not attach me to posts I did not make.

  35. 2008 October 30

    please link my post that has the 2 girls 1 cup.

    I have no idea what your altered comment said before. So I can’t restore it.

  36. 2008 October 30

    I altered your post. You can suck my small dick. I’ll continue to do so just because it pisses you off.

  37. 2008 October 30

    LL banned at the suggestion of Rob Lewis.

  38. 2008 October 31

    Huh? What the hell are you talking about Bosgap?

  39. 2008 October 31

    Who in the hell is this “Rob Lewis” douche?

  40. 2008 October 31

    Rob Lewis is the forum moderator at Rivals Volquest.

  41. 2008 October 31

    In that case, it looks like I was dead-on with my “douche” assumption.

  42. 2008 October 31

    Consider yourself banned from the internet/ UF hangs 50+ on UGA BTW. Herb never takes his foot of the gas

  43. 2008 October 31

    I really hope that’s the case, Jai. The key is shutting down Moreno. If our defense can play their best game of the year and do that, I see a 45-24 Gator win.

  44. 2008 October 31

    Herb is going to run up the score. payback/

    Sportsman//

  45. 2008 October 31
    LLickemcockallday permalink

    both teams should lose

  46. 2008 October 31
    zigzag permalink

    Forget UF-GA. Spurrier kicks him some Rocky Top ass.

  47. 2008 November 1
    Jim Bob Cooter permalink

    From now until December, I am a Bameroid. They are my new second favorite team and to be honest with you, I am sick of you guys accusing them of cheating. They don’t cheat, they’re just sneakier than the rest of us. A commitment to exellence in the T-Town Ghetto. Roll Tide, motherfuckers. And GO GATORS!!!

  48. 2008 November 3
    blaine permalink

    heard anything about this fulmer firing and certain high up donors threatening to pull their monies??? got a friend who knows a student there who has close ties to some of the players and who happens to be the daughter of a very prominent tennessean.

  49. 2008 November 3
    ryan permalink

    cromp aint happy=samara cate aint happy=sc bats her big blues at daddy=daddy makes phone calls=news conference at 5=jc back for 09

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