Lift Defined by Eric Berry
2008 October 27
Lift is the component of aerodynamic force perpendicular to the relative wind.
Watch as this poor Bammeroid is shapeshifted into an airfoil. He had to complain to his Red Elephant Booster Club Sponsor that he needed a raise after that hit.

















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I KNEW you could find something to comment on other than the beatdown the Vols took if you searched hard enough! It took you 48 hours to find a single positive in that massacre but you did it. Good job! You are my hero!
@1 it was almost ALMOST as if the refs were being paid off…..
Massacre? What game were you watching. Tennessee got jobbed by the refs
Yeah. Teams jobbed by the refs often lose by 20 at home with the opponents at their goal line as time expires. My bad – you are right. What could I have been thinking?
Oh and 23 -10 edges in first down and 2-1 edge in total yards are meaningless stats as well . . .
@5 meaniningless stats when “penalties” are used to negate drives. Brown bag anyone?
Come on BAMA fans, let us at least take one positive away from our pathetic season. Can we not celebrate a tackle? You guys are undefeated and we are oft-defeated. Leave us alone. WAAAAAA WAAAAA WAAAAAA WAAAAAA
Did any of you “jobbed by the refs” guys notice that on UT’s SOLE TD DRIVE that of 63 total yards 30 came on two pass interference penalities? Apparently the refs weren’t paid quite enough for the entire game by ‘Bama . . . .they stopped “jobbing” UT in the 3rd quarter.
Who paid the UT RB’s to lay down? They only had 37 yards rushing. For the game.
#5v I might buy your argument if UT had reached the Mendoza line in total yards . . . .ot the half-hundred on the ground . . .
UT isn’t threatening enough for ANYONE to pay off refs this season. ‘Bama would probably save the “brown bag” to pay off the Arkansas State officials. Thy are more of a threat than UT. Seriously.
ULM
Good point #9
3-That shit is so lame you need a wheel chair to haul it around.
Dick Buttons got a woodie watching that single sowcow.
@7 UT may be shitty and we lost but unless you are blind, you have to admit there were a few awful calls agianst UT.
Maybe UT can get Ty Willingham to coach them
@#7
You stupid cunt. The refs were obviously trying to even up the penalties at the end of the game after the outcome had been decided to make the calls appear legit and not favorable to one (ahem) cheating ass sack of shit team – the Roll Tards.
#16 -We should have gotten the death penalty for our cheating ways.
@17:
I have tylenol. Extra strength even.
Damn you inbred hillbillies are lame. Post-editing the comments that you don’t like? Wow. That’s a new low. But I’m not surprised.
LOLz
Fixed LL
Thanks, Jai.
how bad does UF beat UGA?
To be honest, I think the game is a toss-up at this point.
UGA’s defense gave up 497yds to LSU last week so that’s a good sign. Yet on the other hand, UGA’s offense will be the best our young defense has faced this year. It’s on them. If the defense plays great, UF wins.
LL, you said the UT game would be a toss-up as well, so I guess we’re in good shape. Go Gators!
lol! Indeed, Jim Bob!
You altered my comment at #17. I am sure this was inadvertent. Please correct – unless you are a gutless wussy, which I am sure you are not.
By the by, if you decide to alter this comment -and the previous one – I would hasten to tell you they have been up for several hours now and people will know you are altering posts . ..in case that metters to you. I am not sure you have the courage to enagage in the free exchange of ideas. I would doubt it – and everyone who sees you remove this post will know it.
31 –
Sadly, it’s just par for the course around here. Pathetic pussies.
You know, if Jai had any balls – and especially given his scorched earth policy towards certain other SEC programs on here – he would be willing to dook it out with the supporters of those programs in his “comments” section. That he cannot do that shows what an incredible ballless, testoterone-free pussy he is. Of copurse he will alter this post – which proves my point.
When – and not IF – you alter this Jai, you prove you are a pussy.
@34
I am not the only admin here, I have not altered any comments. I reallty don’t have the time to do it. SO Take your potty mouth and run some bleach through it.
I see the comment that was altered. I agree with the assessment of the SMU penalty
Jai – are you actually calling someone else a “potty mouth” when it was your blog that included the infamous “two girls, one cup” video of women eating their own excrement?
That was you. Not me. Don’t you dare call me a name.
I have a “name” for you, if you will. That name is “hypocrite.” It fits.
And you still did not restore my post at #17 . It doesn’t matter if you “agree” with the alterartion. Do not attach me to posts I did not make.
please link my post that has the 2 girls 1 cup.
I have no idea what your altered comment said before. So I can’t restore it.
I altered your post. You can suck my small dick. I’ll continue to do so just because it pisses you off.
LL banned at the suggestion of Rob Lewis.
Huh? What the hell are you talking about Bosgap?
Who in the hell is this “Rob Lewis” douche?
Rob Lewis is the forum moderator at Rivals Volquest.
In that case, it looks like I was dead-on with my “douche” assumption.
Consider yourself banned from the internet/ UF hangs 50+ on UGA BTW. Herb never takes his foot of the gas
I really hope that’s the case, Jai. The key is shutting down Moreno. If our defense can play their best game of the year and do that, I see a 45-24 Gator win.
Herb is going to run up the score. payback/
Sportsman//
both teams should lose
Forget UF-GA. Spurrier kicks him some Rocky Top ass.
From now until December, I am a Bameroid. They are my new second favorite team and to be honest with you, I am sick of you guys accusing them of cheating. They don’t cheat, they’re just sneakier than the rest of us. A commitment to exellence in the T-Town Ghetto. Roll Tide, motherfuckers. And GO GATORS!!!
heard anything about this fulmer firing and certain high up donors threatening to pull their monies??? got a friend who knows a student there who has close ties to some of the players and who happens to be the daughter of a very prominent tennessean.
cromp aint happy=samara cate aint happy=sc bats her big blues at daddy=daddy makes phone calls=news conference at 5=jc back for 09