Fulmer? He ain’t going anywhere, Turncoats.

2008 October 30
by Jai Eugene

This don't mean squat

This don't mean squat to real Vols

Fulmer, without a doubt, will be the coach of the vols in 2009. How do you all like them apples? He is my motherfucking Battle Captain.  If you don’t like that, I invite you to allow me to kick the effing ass-juice right off of your red-neck, hillbilly.

He will be given yet another chance to turn the program around, that is for sure. Mike Hamilton trusts Fulmer and will undoubtedly give him the opportunity to turn it all around.

You all love to hate and throw him under the bus but I can assure you if he were to come back next year and turn us into a SEC East Champion (again) , you all would love and praise him.

You people are just spoiled and expect  results overnight. you have forgotten last season when we lost by a score to the eventual NATIONAL CHAMPIONS. They forget how badly we beat UGA. They forget how good the SEC was last year but yet we still made it to the SEC Championship Game.

You watch as the Battle Captain turns this ship around, then come back and look at how many of these people are all over him.

Terrible “fans”. learn loyalty, people. or you can go sell your tickets to some stupid Bammeroid, like this Tennessee turncoat AKA “Live to Ride” did last week.  Don’t worry, he is smarter than you, just ask him!!

So much smarter, so wise, and yet so cool

So much smarter, so wise, and yet he is a wolf in sheeps clothing

Tennessee Message Boards are beginning to enter sweet meltdown status, as many “fans” miserably hope for a Tennessee Football nuclear winter.  Read these comments (thanks for the copy/paste CRVol), board moderators have to break out their ban hammers as they are “called out” for getting scooped like Alabama Punishment Ice Cream:

  • We pay to be a part of your site…Is Fulmer gone? Chavis…etc? All of these rumors are ridiculous. Your supposedly “in the know”…address it please…Thanks
  • [name redacted] and the whole [name redacted] staff handle EVERYTHING with class. They don’t report rumors, they report facts, when they report it, you can take it to the bank, thats why I pay to be apart of this site
  • Then read the freaking board.
  • read the site before you bash [name redacted] and the gang

The response?  A Terms of Service Banning and no refund for asking the question.  Suck it.  Meet the hammer, bitch.

Indiddy, meet the Hammer

Indiddy, meet the Hammer

So  everyone needs to leave Fulmer  the hell ALONE!!  HE is the coach at the University of Tennessee!  HE is the one that has to prepare this team for their next SEC East Championship!  HE is the one that must put the rest of the teams in the SEC in their place!  This is a HIGH-PRESSURE JOB!  LET HIM DO IT PEOPLE!

7 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 October 31
    92VolGrad permalink

    Live to ride is one smart fucker

  2. 2008 November 2
    Tim mf'n Teabag permalink

    Give him a new contract!

    All is right in the world when ND and UT are being gayed up by Weis and Fulmer.

  3. 2008 November 3
    bwfull permalink

    Fulmer is gone!

    http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=3679810

  4. 2008 November 3
    bwfull permalink

    Fulmer is gone. http://sports.espn.go.com/ncf/news/story?id=3679810

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