Tennessee *Fans*
- Florida – Florida, despite having an anemic defense, is extremely powerful with Tim Tebow, Percy Harvin, et al. If Herban Meyer was a tool, he would be a toilet brush making him best tool ever. I think that Gates are better than the Roids right now.
- Bammeroids – Bama’s schedule has turned out to be much easier than was expected, given the collapse of Auburn and LSU, but I have a hard time seeing them beating the Gators in the SEC championship game. Alabama’s recent games have shown defects in their offense and defense. Even if they made it to the championship, at their current declining rate they will lose to the SEC East winner. Thank God for Mike Shula and his eye for football talent.
- UGA – Richt and his underachieving convicts won’t survive Jacksonville. Historically the Bulldogs are at their best the second half of the season. Here is my question, will Richt and the UGA Fanboys use their preseason rankings as a reason for his team to be in the national championship game?
- LSU -the pollsters can’t stop it. Corndogs can’t give up 50 twice and 30 to Auburn (which is even more pathetic than giving up 50 to a team with at least a mediocre offense) and be in a title game
- Vandy – Tennessee and Vandy will be as much of an athletic display as the School for Disabled Girls and Sunrise Home Geriatric Center game. Can’t wait for that one.
- Auburn – Dear Coach Wingnut:Fix the offense. And stop firing people.
That is all.
- Ole Miss – Prepping for a slugfest with the Barn. Carry me home in a pinebox.
- South Carolina – Spurrier will own that Fulmeriffic and 3rd and Chavis ass. Always has and always will. Waiting for the wheels to fall off either way.
- Kentucky – Well, it’s safe to say Kentucky was a one-hit wonder last year, and we won’t really be hearing from them for the remainder of the season. Well, at least against Florida, they came apart like a cardboard box in a firehose stream.
- Tennessee- Me and Phil are taking the rest of the season off to see if next year is yet another rebuilding year. Penn Wagers sucks.
- MSU – When does Spring Practice start? Please consider “Eight buns per pack/10 hot dogs per pack” dilemma
- Arkansas – Fired the wrong coach didn’t you? I bet that you are real sorry that you rented that airplane and the banner.
Lord please forgive me for what I ask:
Please god, let Texas & Bama/Florida win out so we can settle it on the field. The SEC is the gold standard of college football conferences. Sure other conferences have one or two good teams, but none have the depth of the SEC. Does anyone really think Penn State could beat UF or Alabama? How about LSU? nope, I didn’t think so.
Signed,
SEC, best conference in the country
Deepest conference as always. Big XII , why do your QBs get 7 seconds to find a receiver? No effing pass rush
Florida’s defense is anemic??? Only if your offense has Nutts…
HAPPY HALLOWEEN, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!
I would say that’s fair. Florida certainly put a whoopin on us and UGA handed it to us, although had our freshman qb not handed the dawgs 17 points, let’s just say we could have gone toe to toe as our D gave up ad many points as the dawgs d (which is still too many)
we’ll see what happens when the roids roll in to town.
i think this is the best that LSU could have expected, all things considered. although it is disappointing to see herban and teabag hang 50 on us and the dawgs 38 on us (the d is not to blame for Lee’s two pick sixes), let’s look at what has happened. we parted ways with our only experienced quarterback–the heir apparent and MVP of the SEC championship game, we lose perhaps the most dominant defensive player in the country (at least before the dirty block commisioned by tubberfield), we lose 2 starting lbs and 3 starting dbs including 2 cbs with plenty of experience.
now i am not making excuses for allowing harvin, moreno, etal to run all over us. attrition is part of the game and some players have to step up quick. we still have 5 games left to play including the bammer game. i am not predicting a win by any means, but if Lee can calm down and the defense can just tighten up, you never know.
2-You need to make excuses for that incoherent babbling.
I have got to put Auburn below Arkansas. They lost to them and looked real bad doing it. Ole Miss beat Florida and should destroy Auburn.
Great list though.
SEC Football rules, just like Knibb High Football.
@ 3 my bad. that’s what i get for havin Whiskey for breakfast.
Yes the Barn is that BAD….they’re should be a 3 way tie for lasst with them, State and the Viles!