( Special from CRVol) BlueTick’s Pick on the next football coach….will indeed be a marvel of human ingenuity. A quick bio on Bluetick:He is a member of the intellectual Furry subculture.  This subculture would be more acceptable if it were 20 year old hardbody girls in Bunny suits, but it is nothing more than fat old dudes that are smarter than everyone else.  Bluetick and his “ilk” are totem pole worshipers that are out to ruin wearing animal suits for everyone else.

In the beginning, IQ snob Bluetick88 created all the beasts of the land, all the fishes in the sea, all the birds of the air,  and those little plastic anuses that detach from the bottom of soda bottle caps. And the Bluetick did look upon his creation, and smile, for it was good.  Little known fact: Tick attempted membership to MENSA but failed the entrance IQ test, went on to create his own fucktard organization with pseudo intellectuals that believe they are reincarnations of non-humans.  Tick tragically then forgot about the organization, and thus was born.

He hangs out on Tennessee “Poli” forums claiming to possess intimate knowledge of the covert military operations and classified secrets of every government on earth. This way he can explain to all “non-believers” how it is that science has not discovered their existence, thus making others believe that tapioca pudding is smarter than them.

Here is his take:

I have a source inside of the Human Genome Project that tells me that our next coach will be a cloned derivative of the genetic DNA of the greatest football coaches that ever lived. Special teams are canvasing the nation as we speak exhuming bodies and extracting the necessary genetic material to create a supercoach that will be utterly unbeatable.

This source is 100% sure of his material…he showed it to me after his home movies of Sasquatch. (Andy Rooney? is that you?)