Crompton to Start (Guns Up)
Jon “MDV” Crompton is slated to start, Coleman 2nd team, Stephens 3rd. Why is he starting? Is it the square peg/round hole? A monkey fucking a football? An old man with a leaky prostate? Plaster on a gaping wound? Polishing a turd? Is he trying to stuff 90 pounds of shit into a 10 pound bag?
Or is Fulmer the consummate professional? A professional that is going for broke by unleashing his hog? A hog named Jon.
I have said it before and I will say it again: I’m fired up now. As a professional gambler, I know better than to bet with my heart, however, I just mortgaged my double wide and I’m putting it all on my beloved Vols to win. By this time next week, I’ll be relaxing in my brand new above ground pool.
Ithought Fulmer and Clawson, or whomever, did a masterful job with the Wyoming offensive game plan. The trouble is, players got to execute the plan. when they double team #81 and #21 what is the option? #4 has had continual problems holding onto balls (catches about 3-of-5) and the #1 kid is playing more but not getting thrown to. when the red zone beckons, all Crompton needs to do is not lock onto certain players and keep his options (Jon? options is plural) open.
Fulmer was at his offensive genius bst against Wyoming and called a masterful game. Anybody that watched that game saw that Wyoming would have never won if the referees hadn’t cheated. They were practically holding the whole game. The Cowboys, a powerhouse in the NWC, were not 1/10 as good as ours. You take away a few bad breaks and some terrible calls and we’d be 10-0 just like them Bammeroids, but Fulmer is a genius and this is trully evidential in his careful nurturing of Jon Crompton. Perhaps Fulmer should have shared his nuturing plan with Mike Hamilton, cause now he is looking for a new job. Hamilton just don’t get it and probably never will.
Now the gloves are off. Wait till Fulmer opens up the playbook against the Vandy at the end of the year. He is going to unleash all of the offense’s pent-up fury and potential and use some of the Herban Meyer-like plays. it’s going to be crying time again.
Reportedly the line went from -3 to -3.5 on the announcement. And lets not forget that we are talking about Vandy….VANDY. Enjoy the moment you bunch of geek motherfuckers, this only happens every 50 years. Beware Vandy, Crompton has a special haircut for this game:
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You can actually polish a turd. Mythbusters bitch!!!
Nobody gives a shit.
If nobody gives a shit then it cannot be polished.
Failed; ahead of time. Over/Under when he gets pulled: 8 minutes remaining in the second quarter
3-Correct, the turd must go without a shine.