Does VMI make you LOL too?

2008 November 18
by Jai Eugene

“fark courtesy of HeyBC from SmashSouthSports”

The start of the college season for Billy Gillispie’s second year in Lexington looked an awful lot like the first. Instead of Gardner-Webb, Kentucky fell victim to the Keydets of the Virginia Military Institute in embarrassing, weak-wristed fashion. As expected, the message boards dedicated to Kentucky basketball exploded in a mess of text arguing the merits of Tubby Smith’s replacement.
http://www.intentionalfoul.com/college-basketball/adding-insult-upsets

Vols: your team is very good, but the fact you post this here means you have no idea whats coming. Hell, with Patterson we could have won the SEC last season. It is coming, and while I know your team will be good too, you should go back through history and see the rise and fall of many teams. You are a coach and we are a program.

And they call it *Rupp* Arena.

How bad does Carolina spank that UK ass??

Rivals.com UK Site  *Rupp* Rafters is more entertaining than any comments that I could possibly dream up.  The Bammeroids of SEC Hoops…..Read these dipped in gold  messages:

“we would have beaten alot of other teams tonight.”

“we are a 4 man team instead of a two man team this year. we are still a couple of players from being a contender.”

!!BRING BACK TUBBY!!

“i just farted and it smelled.”

“Billy G needs to learn

where he is coaching.This is not UTEP, Texas A&M or some other backwater locale. This is The UNIVERSITY OF KENTUCKY. Here it is not OK to lose to patsys to prove a point to your team. I do not believe for 1 second that VMI is more talented then us or that losing to the likes of VMI, Gardner-Webb, San Diego, etc.,. is worthwhile or noble in the long run. You should beat these teams AND improve. Beating these teams and developing are not mutually exclusive behaviors. Currently Billy G is pissing all over our status. Tubby started it and in his own way coach G is carrying on this miserable destruction of decades of hard work.”

Stony Brook seems to be having their way with VMI.  Who the hell is Stony Brook?

6 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 November 19

    Another lifting of my work. Only this time its been “refarked.” Here’s the original:

  2. 2008 November 19

    http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g308/ut9099/Kentucky/tubby-news.jpg

  3. 2008 November 19
    scorched colon permalink

    You know if you marked your work, then we would all know better. Either bway I feel confident that jai would not steal….if that is what you’re going for

    lifted. I bet it was not meant

  4. 2008 November 19
    Dirt Mcgirt permalink

    #1,
    You cry like a woman. Credit is overrated.

  5. 2008 November 20
    Pearl Jam permalink

    Great photochops. I dig them! Did you take all those pictures of the coaches or do you have to pay the Associated Press? Since AP charges arms and legs for rights to reuse their IP, I understand why you would be upset. I bet Jai will take them down and help you find the person he got them from.

  6. 2008 November 20
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    How can you possibly know who made these farks, if you don’t make mark it? Geez dude, sand in the vagina is itchy

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