SEC Powerpoll Week 12 Guns Up Edition
Go Gators!!
Jorts
The full poll is here: SEC PowerPoll
1- Florida, probably the most talented and lawless team in the East, the outlaw Gates have two more criminal teams looming ahead: FSU and the Roids
2. Alabama, what a sissy state, reminds me of the dumbass Somali Pirates. Out stealing supertankers and hoping nobody notices the boat is missing. My jorts just arrived from Urban Outfitters, Go Gators.
3. UGA Tried to give the game to Auburn, Tubs did not want it. Richt and his underachievers are still hanging around in the top 25. Fingers crossed that the preseason #1 ranking will propel the Dawgs into the BCS NC this year.
4. LSU, I still have them at number 4 even though they should have lost to that fella named *Troy*. Jai Eugene continues to build on his reputation as the premiere “shut-down” corner in the SEC.
5. Vandy, Commodores jumped on Kentucky, 64 times. DVDs of the pending win versus Tennessee are already in production.
6. Ole Miss -For some reason, the national media just doesn’t understand how tough Ole Miss is to their SEC rivals or the Fighting Nutria of ULM.
7. Auburn continues to find ways to lose; I don’t think they’ll beat Bama. Tubby only collects $6.0 mill only if he is fired.
8. South Carolina, Spurrier gets a UFIA from Herban and Florida. How the hell is S Carolina supposed to be any good at all? Seriously, switching QBs EVERY PLAY is about the dumbest thing I’ve ever seen.
9. Kentucky, there’s still a sliver of hope for this season. Can the Wildcats pull their collective heads out of their collective asses?
10- Arkansas, A one dimensional team. They make me sad when I watch them.
11-Miss St, a bucket of suck
12-Tennessee, a talented but morally bankrupt football teamthat continues to suck-ass. Way to go Fulmer, put Crompton in the game and show us how ass is to be sucked. Towelholders, Waterboys, Hotdog Vendors stay alert and stay alive with Cromptos airmailing the pigskin.
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Hey Jai – according to the Chicao Tribune, UT approached Lovie abut the UT job, but Lovie said no. Then UT tried to hire Ginger or Mary Ann, but they were over at Saban’s place. It DOES look like Gilligan may be available after Clemson finishes its season . . .
Herbie with that porker.What in the name of Sweet Jesus is that about?
LL is that you?
http://spartyandfriends.com/2008/11/19/breaking-news-tennessee-coaching-search-volume-ii/
UT coaching candidates compilation.
uhhhh, Jai Eugene lost his starting job to a true freshman. he still gets in the rotation, though.
hey Troy gave OSU and Okla all they could handle too…
5-No need to apologize for your Corn Dog’s shitty performance last Saturday night. Assume you were one of those that left at the half? BTW, whats your take on this Saturday’s offering?