Brian Kelly, Sportsman
Check this full motion video at the 7:52 mark. UL coach was fuming because UC held a team prayer at midfield on the Louisville logo, when they got off the team bus. They got into an argument before the game. Then after the game, from what I saw, Kragthorpe just ran off the field. What coach doesn’t scream and curse at everyone in sight when something goes awry?
Brian Kelly, now rumored to be the leading candidate to coach the “team that made the SEC” is the kind of dude we need, a flaming asshole. An f-bomb dropping, crotch-grabbing, knuckle-dragger who will be embrace and be creative on all of the conjugations of the special F-word. Kelly is a man that is cocky, self centered, overbearing, and who do not know the meaning of fear, because he is fear itself. He will be an orange clad goblin that shits houndstooth and his farts will smell like uncircumcised Filipino boy penis. He is made of blood and guts who will rise like the MDVs out of the Appalachians, festering and feeding on anti-Tennessee jealousy like it is week-old bacon lard.
Tennessee needs a guy that has the morals of an alley cat; a man that will put the IOU back in douche; the FUN in Funerals; who will flip off the press (saban did it); *suspend* and reinstate blue-chippers just in time for a big game; does not have family values (Herban does it); who will go for a 50 yard field goal with 6 seconds left and a 7 TD lead; a Guy that can coach but also a low class white trash scumbag; What? Did I say that it should be a man that would be better *fit* in the T-Town Ghetto? a coach that appreciates the fact that sportsmanship is for pussies. Brian Kelly puts the penis in happiness!!
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Yeah, a caveman will work great, maybe the Geico dude is available!
Quote from Tony Barnhart:
“The Tennesssee job is not as good as the Alabama, Georgia, or Florida jobs.” Barnhart is a UGA homer, but the rest of that has to sting UT fans.
Quote from Ivan Maisel of ESPN: “(UT fans) are inhaling their own exhaust fumes” if they think Butch Davis will leave UNC for UT.
The UT job may not ber as attractive as the people that fired Fulmer think it is.
Know who UT should hire from Cinncinnati? Dr. Johnny Fever. he would be cool. Or maybe Les Nessman?
Guys here is Ivan Maisel of ESPN’s take on the UT search (copied and pasted from the ESPN webpage). It’s brutal:
“Tennessee officials believe that North Carolina coach Butch Davis will be lured to Knoxville because they can increase his salary, and because UT is a football school (unlike Chapel Hill). Man, are they breathing their own exhaust. First, Tennessee is a hard job (small recruiting base; Georgia, Florida and Alabama every year). Second, they just ran off Phillip Fulmer, who is batting .743 over 16 seasons. That’s not exactly a “Welcome” mat for the next guy.”
I liked when he asked “are they breathing their own exhaust?”
The points made are valid, but I think UT should get a decent coach. But it is not a buyer’s market and they may have to settle for an unproven assisant. There might not be a “sure thing” to hire.
Wouldn’t it be great for another Big East coach to be lured away for the shitty confrence to coach in one of the top confrences. I know the Big ten sucks too but it is still better than the BE.
thanks for the linky love. we’ve got an SEC b-ball preview up now too with some additional banging on Sports Illustrated’s questionable analysis…
http://spartyandfriends.com/2008/11/20/college-basketball-preview-the-southeastern-conference/
I think UT fans need to come to grips with the fact that UT is not as attractive a destination as you believe it is. UT is the SEC’s version of Michigan State. Has a year in the sun once or twice a decade, but only about fourth or fifth choice in the conference as a whole. Maisel makes an excellent point-recruiting is going to be tough in the future with Meyer, Saban and Richt all entrenched in UT’s main recruiting states. Unless they hire someone with legitimate UT connections (past player, coach or Chucky), I do not see the next appointment lasting more than four years.
Those last four losses to the Gaytors and Bama, to the tune of
159-52, will give any head guy considering the job, pause for thought.
Bear in mind that one of the supposed bottom feeders in the SEC, Ole Miss, is 1-3 with the points 111-103 over the same period against those two.
Jah, you finally get off of Leach’s nutsack for 5 seconds?
He will be an orange clad goblin that shits houndstooth and his farts will smell like uncircumcised Filipino boy penis.
Nice
Yeah, i thought that this would get more comments
This just in from the Cincy media:
“Brian Kelly is laughing off reports that he may be interested in a job in poverty-stricken Appalachia.”
“What? You guys think I would go to Tennessee?” Kelly guffawed.” “Hell, people, UC is a MID-MAJOR! Why would I want to take a hellacious downgrade?”