Kiffin’s Staff

2008 November 28
by Jai Eugene

Update.  It is a foregone conclusion that Lane Kiffin is coming to Knoxville. Even the ultra-conservative, “I gotta wait on GoVolsXtra to scoop me or I will shit my britches” Tennessee Message Boards are reporting that a Kiffin deal is close. My source inside of the AD’s office emphasized that Kiffin is a 90% lock to come to the Hill, just working on the dollars and terms.  She says that a Press conference is scheduled for Monday or Tuesday, as a sign of respect for the TBC.

A majority of Tennessee fans are happy with the hire, as they lack the requisite football acumen of your atypical LWS blogger or commenter.  The spoiled and raucous  Legions of the Miserable (LOM) have begun to bury Kiffin with comments such as “he is the Obama of coaching”; “he is the Crompton of coaching”; or “at least Bill Battle never  had a losing record, Kiffin doesn’t have a winning record”.

My thoughts?  The Paul Finebaum jr (John Adams is his daddy) of Tennessee Bill King, hates Kiffin.  And since King hates the University of Tennessee, the best thing for UT must be to hire Lane Kiffin as quickly as possible.

As far as the Kiffin staff, here are some of the  names she has heard being discussed and vetted:

  • Orgeron (from a LOL view, please God Please) DL
  • David Reaves OC/QB
  • Monte Kiffin DC
  • Chris Kiffin (TEs)
  • Troop Taylor Unknown
  • Joe Whitt Jr DBs
  • Holdovers from TBC’s staff of Drayton RBs and Scott WRs
Image via NYOrange

Image via NYOrange

There are some unfilled positions and my source said that none of those listed above are 100% committed.    Other nuggets she was able to provide:

  • Contract was 90% complete
  • Monte wishes to be near his grandkids
  • 5 or 6 of the potential Assistants have prior recruiting coordinator experience
  • Tennessee will now be “cool and hip”
  • Pastries are now permitted at the AD’s office
  • Chavis will be employed somewhere next year.  His body of work well respected by his peers

Sources have confirmed the following list of coaches that are expected to join Lane Kiffin at the University of Tennessee.
http://secjunky.com/?p=680

19 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 November 28

    For your sake Jai, I hope Orgeron is indeed on his Staff. lol

    “Pastries are now permitted at the AD’s office” – brilliant!

  2. 2008 November 28

    this is so exciting… love the SI cover great work

  3. 2008 November 28
    zigzag permalink

    Holy shit! Batshitcrazy Ed Orgeron to Tennessee? Kiffin and Orgeron?Have you clowns gone completely nuts?

    Saban and Meyer have got to be snickering or more than likely laughing their collective asses off.

  4. 2008 November 28
    Pandemonium Reigns permalink

    Jai: you and “secjunky” differ on who the likely O coordinator will be under Kiffin (Troop or Reeves). Any further insite on this?

  5. 2008 November 28
    scorched colon permalink

    Co-coordinatord. Would be my guess. I think that this hire will restore the natural vbalance of power in the sec. Uga must be shitting teirselves

  6. 2008 November 28
    Jim Bob Cooter permalink

    Fulmer < Kiffin ???

  7. 2008 November 28
    Your daddy, Alabama! permalink

    Kiffin…5-15 in the NFL…worse than any other defectors from pro back to college…this should be fun to watch for oh about 2 yrs.
    BTW, before you say but he was at USC during there glory years, yeah, polishing Chow’s nob

  8. 2008 November 28

    @6:
    Yes, this will restore the natural balance of power in the SEC. UT will bypass UGA and get back to where it belongs: 2nd best in the SEC behind UF and Bama.

  9. 2008 November 28

    Math skills LL, check them

  10. 2008 November 28

    http://www.thewizofodds.com/the_wiz_of_odds/2008/11/reporters-notebooks-22.html

  11. 2008 November 29

    Meyer to Notre Dame, Saban to Penn State next year, Richt still being a mangina, Kiffin battletested after taking a chunk of Al Davis’ ass on his way out = Order restored in the SEC.

    Vols, bitch.

  12. 2008 November 29
    jayne1 permalink

    There is a pecker under that cream

  13. 2008 November 29
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    LOL at Hyams and Pennignton. Did they not know that were scooped ?

    http://www.rockytoptalk.com/2008/11/28/674921/lane-kiffin-lane-kiffin-la

  14. 2008 November 29
    orangeburl permalink

    monte kiffin no good…need marion hobby…he my boy…shoj agree…1757 crazy…but he no football…just kant type…

  15. 2008 November 29
    shoj permalink

    i no the man…played for him…i forget mo football than monty no’s

  16. 2008 November 30
    Major Changes permalink

    What happended to all the Randy Sanders worshippers?

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