ESPN Comments on the Kiffin Hire

2008 December 1
by Jai Eugene

Disclaimer:  I have not really formed an opinion on the Kiffin hire, but I definitely have some opinions on these ESPN nimrod dancers:

  1. Rece is a Bammeroid.  Cheating is in his blood. Fight it as he may, he still wants to buy a human.
  2. Speaking of cheating, how many of Slobber Jock Holtz ’s programs have been placed on probation?  Arkansas?  Notre Dame? SCAR?  Huge Florida fan, GTFO.
  3. Mark May, who may have the biggest damn head in TV, it just fills up the 57″ Hitachi.  How many games have you won as a coach at any level?  I will wait while you search for any answer (like May is really going to comment)

and then we get to the Gameday Crew, TBC and Peyton Manning

  1. They had to show Crompton’s TD pass twice.  I think he only has one this year.
  2. Chris “Metrosexual” Fowler.  I waited for another trailer park comment.
  3. Corso.  What can you say?  Does he have a winning record as a coach?  Sounded like some sour grapes over Kiffin getting hired as a NFL coach.
  4. Herbie.  A Big 10 Homer that has no business commentating on Big Boy football.  Even if he only said good things.
  5. Peyton said it all about the Battle Captain

7 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 December 2

    as long as peyton talked good about the battle captain… its all good

  2. 2008 December 2
    Phocion permalink

    Thoughts on Kiffykins as head coaching hire: 5-15 career record!

  3. 2008 December 2
    Hey keep the battle captain permalink

    I don’t know if Kiffin is a good hire or not, but I do know this much: if his record in the NFL had been 15-5 everybody on here would be screaming that he was a “proven winner.” How, then, does 5-15 not make him a “proven loser?”

    Granted it is a short record. But not a good one. And his rate of loss (3 out of 4 games) was precisely the same in his second year as his first. No improvement.

  4. 2008 December 2
    Jim permalink

    Mark May needs to put “biggest damn head in T.V.” on his resume. Nice Jai.

  5. 2008 December 2
    Mr. Shuler Goes to Washington permalink

    Bwahahahahaha! I saw this clown’s press conference, and he looked and sounded more nervous than a fifth grade girl making her first appearance on stage in her elementary school’s production of “Annie”. What a joke! This boy is the coach who is supposed to compete with Saban? I think my favorite part, though, was his accent. Tennessee goes from a born-and-bred Tennessean man to a California douche bag with that whinny, nasal-assed voice. This is the face of TENNESSEE football? Are you serious? WHAT A JOKE! But hey, Vawls, don’t worry too much, because he did do SUCH a great job at Oakland…

  6. 2008 December 2
    Hey keep the battle captain permalink

    Does anyone else think Lou Holtz looks just like Granny on “The Beverly Hillbillies?”

  7. 2008 December 2
    Hey keep the battle captain permalink

    Here are two possible newspaper headlines for the coaching change story:

    “UT Goes From Lane Bryant to Lane Kiffin”

    “Fat Man to Little Boy”

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