ESPN Comments on the Kiffin Hire
2008 December 1
Disclaimer: I have not really formed an opinion on the Kiffin hire, but I definitely have some opinions on these ESPN nimrod dancers:
- Rece is a Bammeroid. Cheating is in his blood. Fight it as he may, he still wants to buy a human.
- Speaking of cheating, how many of Slobber Jock Holtz ’s programs have been placed on probation? Arkansas? Notre Dame? SCAR? Huge Florida fan, GTFO.
- Mark May, who may have the biggest damn head in TV, it just fills up the 57″ Hitachi. How many games have you won as a coach at any level? I will wait while you search for any answer (like May is really going to comment)
and then we get to the Gameday Crew, TBC and Peyton Manning
- They had to show Crompton’s TD pass twice. I think he only has one this year.
- Chris “Metrosexual” Fowler. I waited for another trailer park comment.
- Corso. What can you say? Does he have a winning record as a coach? Sounded like some sour grapes over Kiffin getting hired as a NFL coach.
- Herbie. A Big 10 Homer that has no business commentating on Big Boy football. Even if he only said good things.
- Peyton said it all about the Battle Captain

















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as long as peyton talked good about the battle captain… its all good
Thoughts on Kiffykins as head coaching hire: 5-15 career record!
I don’t know if Kiffin is a good hire or not, but I do know this much: if his record in the NFL had been 15-5 everybody on here would be screaming that he was a “proven winner.” How, then, does 5-15 not make him a “proven loser?”
Granted it is a short record. But not a good one. And his rate of loss (3 out of 4 games) was precisely the same in his second year as his first. No improvement.
Mark May needs to put “biggest damn head in T.V.” on his resume. Nice Jai.
Bwahahahahaha! I saw this clown’s press conference, and he looked and sounded more nervous than a fifth grade girl making her first appearance on stage in her elementary school’s production of “Annie”. What a joke! This boy is the coach who is supposed to compete with Saban? I think my favorite part, though, was his accent. Tennessee goes from a born-and-bred Tennessean man to a California douche bag with that whinny, nasal-assed voice. This is the face of TENNESSEE football? Are you serious? WHAT A JOKE! But hey, Vawls, don’t worry too much, because he did do SUCH a great job at Oakland…
Does anyone else think Lou Holtz looks just like Granny on “The Beverly Hillbillies?”
Here are two possible newspaper headlines for the coaching change story:
“UT Goes From Lane Bryant to Lane Kiffin”
“Fat Man to Little Boy”