Roids Roll into the SECCG

2008 December 4
by Jai Eugene

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Who has their eye on the Crack Addicts of football?  Tubby is gone and Tennessee fired the Battle Captain.  Without a check and balance, Bama will consume itself.  If Herban doesn’t stop them in the SEC Criminal Game, then they will run rampant until the NCAA gets them again.  The Roids are so addicted to cheating that they just can’t stop.   Overloaded Warp Core, eject them from our conference, it is not to late.

Alabama has a lot of speed on defense, it’s why they are winning all their games. Plus they have a good running game that will keep Florida off the field.

Running up the score on the likes of South Carolina, Vanderbilt, Kentucky and a Georgia team that took the day off does not mean that Alabama is going to roll over for the Gators. The team that beat Florida, Old Miss, has a lot of speed on defense as well, and they beat the Gators despite not having much of an offense.

The Gators are good, and have a lot of weapons, but this years Alabama-Florida showdown will be closely contested.

Edge to the  Gators, they had less arrests than the Roids.  I can’t believe that I that I think that the UF fanbase is more civil and classy than the Roids.

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12 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 December 3

    Disagree.. Gators by 20

  2. 2008 December 4
    zigzag permalink

    Percy Harvin is the key and he went gimpy against Florida State. With him at full speed the Gaytors are a cinch, at half speed or without him, they have big trouble.

  3. 2008 December 4

    @2:

    Word out of Gainesville is that Percy is doing fine and should play.

    He left the FSU game due to injury 2 years ago and wound up SECCG MVP a week later.

  4. 2008 December 4
    zigzag permalink

    3-Understand he has a high ankle sprain. Those are tough to overcome, but I hope you are right. Florida will need him to win.

  5. 2008 December 4
    Your daddy, Alabama! permalink

    @4 Thanks for explaining this to the half-wits. Harvin wont be playing and Tebow will be on his backside!

  6. 2008 December 4

    Oof! I’ve just seen ankle sprain in all of the reports, not “high” ankle sprain. I hope you’re wrong on that one, zigzag.

    This is the latest I’ve seen and the most optimistic:

    http://www.orangeandbluehue.com/2008/12/03/injury-gods-may-have-mercy-on-percy/

  7. 2008 December 5
    gatorhippy permalink

    Rainey’s nursing a groin injury as well…

    Guess all the white girls have been workin’ him overtime…

  8. 2008 December 5
    FEAR THE HAT, BITCH permalink

    Go Jorts. I can’t “bear” to see any sort of clothing with the words “Got 13?” on it.

  9. 2008 December 5

    @7, if only florida had a person on their team that had some medical training on the groin….someone with some penis skills

  10. 2008 December 5

    lol! That’s a good one, Jai!

  11. 2008 December 5
    rol permalink

    thought you should know that bama didn’t play south carolina this year

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