Mountain Values, Tebow of the Nazarene? Getcha some

2008 December 11
by Jai Eugene

Does anyone really believe that Tebow of Nazareth deserves to win the Heisman this year? Yep yep yep, I know he cried on TV after losing to Ole Miss.   If he really wanted to “win”, then he should have Bibically healed Percy Harvin’s aching  throbbing groin.

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But man oh man (no pun intended) does ESPN and CBS really want Tebow to win the Heisman again.  ESPN, where men must turn to other men for emotional comfort and love.

ESPN is sucking him off like no other, and that is hard (no pun) to do (no pun) after Verne and Gary gagged on him during the SECCG.

They mention Big 12 QBs Colt McCoy and Sam Bradford. But then they talk for 5 min about Timmy, filipino penis  and even do an interview.
IF he wins the Heisman it will be one of the biggest screw jobs (no pun) in history. if he didn’t win the Heisman last year, he wouldn’t even be invited this year. Don’t get me wrong, he is one hell of an athlete and leader, but he simply doesn’t deserve to win it this year. but ESPN is trying so hard (no pun) to get him the Heisman again.timmy-and-danny-copy

The quiet nuzzles between Riley Cooper and the Bow are wonderful.  I apologize for the poor quality of video.  It is Fulmer’s fault.

4 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 December 10
    Jim Bob Cooter permalink

    Nice photoshop

  2. 2008 December 10

    shit, I gotta pull this back till tomorrow

  3. 2008 December 13
    mike permalink

    Four in a row, you Loser (with socks)

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