Enjoy your turn in the barrel

2008 December 14
by Jai Eugene

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5-19, like Tennessee has a lot of room to talk.  At least Kiffin’s record was in the NFL.  Auburn?  You did know that there were other candidates available?  Turner Gill might have been a good choice, not because he is black, but because he seems to know what he is doing.

I suspect that Chizik is a lot like my former boss, a man we called “lil General”, he possesses the ability to break a crowbar through his incompetence, ineptitude and just a overall grade a fuckup with a cartoon network haircut.

Maybe you Barners need to fire some boosters instead of successful coaches?

Here are some of those describer words being thrown around  for coaching prowess of Auburn’s new coach Chizik:

  • disarray
  • lacks metal processing power
  • gagged on responsibilty
  • Game managment: fire drill
  • impotent
  • comical
  • confused
  • and believe it or not “Fail”

I love this welcome to Auburn video, this best part of was watching the Citation land and failing to “flare” on bottom.  The pilot probably just got performance anxiety with all of those people watching.  The second best part was the Bammer in disguise  screaming  “Chizik sucks”.

8 Responses leave one →
  1. 2008 December 14
    archaicmindset permalink

    athldir@auburn.edu

    Jay Jacobs email address….

  2. 2008 December 14
    archaicmindset permalink

    oh yeah…

    Auburn’s Back! (to being Bama’s bitch)

  3. 2008 December 14
    Dr. Feelgood permalink

    Jai, I apologized to you for knocking the Kiffin hire on another thread. Kiffin is a masterstroke compared to this incredibly lame embarrassment. Jay Jacobs deserves to rot in Hell . . oh wait. he’s the AU athletic director. He’s already there.

  4. 2008 December 14
    Dr. Feelgood permalink

    Hey Jai – I don’t think that was a “bammer in disguise” yelling “Chizik sux.” Read the Auburn boards – they are in full mutiny. As they should be. Truly a disastrous hire.

  5. 2008 December 14
    archaicmindset permalink

    Rodney Scott just decommited and then commited to Ole Miss.

    Several of their prospects have listed their status as “soft verbal”. There are rumblings that several will decommit in the coming days.

  6. 2008 December 15

    Jay Jacobs is Mal Moore’s puppet. Fuck him and Bobby Lowder

  7. 2008 December 15
    FEAR THE HAT, BITCH permalink

    well now y’all can’t pick on ol Les Miles about being in over his head.

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