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Recruiting Update from Tennessee Vols Inc.

Fresh from Corporate Headquarters in Knoxville:

Recruiting Word of the day: Wood

Wood is what is found in your pants when a 5 star linebacker named Tana  walks past, making your flaccid member into a rod of pure wood He was such a specimen I found wood from a distance of 36 feet, i went home and used my wood to hammer in some nails

Treebow Wood

Jim Bob Cooter’s first photoshop (HT Scott) Those Gates love the wood.  Like Swindle says “It ain’t Gay if it’s with Tebow”. ‘Tim Treebow’ unveiled | Gainesville.com | The Gainesville Sun | Gainesville, FL

Friday’s F.C. King Links

Who is hotter?  First Lady Edition More Nicola McLean in lingerie, please… Mad Libs Men Is That Super Bowl Body Paint Edible, Ladies? Super Bowl: By the Numbers 7 Essential Steps to Surviving a Post-Layoff Existence 15 Examples of going a Tad Overboard on the Tattoos Ashlee Simpson Is Upset That People Called Her Sister [...]

Kiffin promises 80 catches per year to WR

A hot rumor out of South Carolina’s NAMBLA  recruiting camp is that Lane Kiffin promised future Brain Scientist Alshon Jeffery that he would have 80+ balls thrown his way if he came to Tennessee. Personally, I thought it was a joke when I first heard about it. Why do I believe it’s a joke?   [...]

Recruiting word of the day: Spank Bank Safe Deposit Box

Where the most sexually rewarding, explicit, fulfilling, and indulging recruiting sexual encounters and or memories are retained in the mind for the most anticipated and pleasurable masturbation sessions. example1: Logan : hey bro, remember when you and i ran the train on that 5 star DB  from Alabaster? Nick: yeah man, i have that shizzle [...]

Thursday’s F.C. King Links

Borderline NSFW PETA Video.  It made my loins feel real warm+ Marissa Miller attends Tennessee Hoops game 12 Strangest Ties Megan Fox: Geek Goddess All is well — Danielle Lloyd is back being naked Um, Yeah That Is A Killer 3-Pointer At The Buzzer Odd Jobs: Swing set sales This Video Is Unbelievable: Uncensored Mike [...]

Recruiting word of the day: Meatbeast

A college football fan/recruiting detective with insatiable hunger for the man meat Beastage. Man, that Bammeroid meatbeast loves his bathroom parties.