Lane Kiffin hates fat people

2009 January 7
by Jai Eugene

Here is what we are hearing on the Garner hire.  Garner has been allowed to “save face” by thanking Tennessee for the opportunity etc…..But the real story is that Garner failed the eyeball test.  Failed with a 35% body fat kinda of fail (Stafford is hovering around 29%).

Rodney, you never had a chance. Call Jenny Craig, she takes care of all of Tennessee’s bitches.

These 2 lard asses would never survive in Knoxville. The gerbil is looking very svelte

Uncomfortable UGA fans? Just look north towards your Big Brother, can you say Penis envy?   We own that ass. Kiffin CHOSE not to take the Shoney’s Breakfast Bar Busting Garner.  Be nice and we might let you have some of our water this summer. GBO/WDE/RTR/GATA

Richt = Fulmer/

Garner flight

Garner flight

Rumor mill says that Kiffin actually flew the airplane into Athens to get a unabated view of Garner’s ample panza. After seeing those fat sagging jowls, the offer to return to God’s Country was rescinded.

9 Responses leave one →
  1. 2009 January 7
    jacobburson permalink

    Garner turned down the job simply because at this time it wasn’t as attractive as the UGA job to him….. UT fired Fulmer… One of your own who won a MNC and recruited the nation as good as anyone.

    Yall are Detroit Lions screwed for a while. Killing off Fulmer is your curse.

  2. 2009 January 7
    zigzag permalink

    I guess that Batshitcrazy’s beignet eating, fat ass was acceptable?

  3. 2009 January 7
    Jim permalink

    Jai, I think you have lost your mind.

  4. 2009 January 7

    Jim, no doubt

  5. 2009 January 7
    jacobburson permalink

    Oh and Vol or not, I love Eric Berry.

  6. 2009 January 8
    UGA permalink

    I’m just glad you decided to bow out gracefully

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