Prediction Time

2009 January 8
by Jai Eugene

Tebow can still "toss" it too.
Tebow can still “toss” it too.

The best BCS NC Prediction post you will ever read in the next 10 minutes [The Wiz of Odds]

Brother and sisters of the Sooner and Gator Nations, I dream of a bowl system where the country realizes that all others are playing for #2 or #3 or #4 (Texas, Utah and USC can suck it) in the BCS, and that jealousy of the Florida and Oklahoma leads to nothing but self loathing and disappointment. True class, both schools and their coaches. Any BCS bowl would be lucky to have either team as they are just nothing but class. Thankfully the pollsters  have taken into account how classy these two teams are with their ‘near misses’ against Texas and Ole Miss respectively.

Surely any expert can see they should have won those games. It just goes to show how much better OU and UF are than every other team.  I do want to make a comment on the impact of these high scoing offenses.   Style points were not a factor at all for either team. Memo to Randy Shannon.  Coach Meyer was merely setting up his kicker for the  Lou Groza award in total domination.  Pretty robust. when he went for the extra FG at the end of the game.  Merely executing a long term plan.

I know the *pundits* and the liberal left wing sports media say that Southern Cal should be playing against one of these fine 50 point scoring teams. But there is a good reason why USC is watching the game on TV:

After evaluating Southern Cal’s performance against Penn State, I came to the conclusion that running 20 dive on every first down does not show me that the Trojans have a winning staff. They are as creative as 4th graders. Facts are facts. Does the Pete Carroll know that play action is legal in college football ? They stand over there like a Crompton in the headlights. I was ready to see somebody take the *&* @%&^ BULL by the horns and PLAY CALL like champions. It is not 1965. The athletes are bigger and faster. You have to be creative !! I don’t give a *&$% if Colin Cowherd whines or not, USC you did not PLAY TO WIN !!!!!!!! So you stay at home!!!!!!!

At least when Sooners and Gators lose, they lose with class unlike the Southern Cal’s or Texas’ or Alabama’s who blame the refs. I predict a 41-20 victory for the gates. It could be worse but Herban Meyer is too classy to run up the score.

9 Responses leave one →
  1. 2009 January 8
    Jim Bob Cooter permalink

    55-34 Gators.

    After this glorious win I will be high-fiving fat girls at the local Wing Shack.

  2. 2009 January 8
    Dirt Mcgirt permalink

    All Gator girls have arm fat.

    Congrats on the win, Jim Bob

  3. 2009 January 9
    Dr. Feelgood permalink

    Florida just is better this year than anyone else. No question.

    Hey Jai, I am one Bama guy who doesn’t blame refs, and I haven’t heard anyone in the state blaming refs for those last two games – not once. Just got beat. Shows some holes in the depth. But that will get better in a hurry. So on to the next season.

  4. 2009 January 9
    Dr. Feelgood permalink

    By the way, the Mancrushes on Tebow WERE in overdrive on the TV broadcast last night though. The broadcast team must have taken some 4-hour erectile dysfunction meds before kickoff . . . .

  5. 2009 January 9
    bwfull permalink

    Can they still be called the Godless Gates if Tebow plays for them?

    Suck it Eeyore! Another NC!!

    OSU=postseason fail
    WVU=regular season fail
    Fail=Fail

    Therefore

    OSU=WVU

  6. 2009 January 9
    Hey keep the battle captain permalink

    Hey Doctor and other interested parties: This is from Tony Barnhart’s “5 Predictions for 2009″ column:

    “Alabama, Florida, will play for the SEC championship again: Both programs are young and have SEPARATED THEMSELVES FROM THE REST OF THE LEAGUE (empjhasis added). Both will be ranked in the top five when they meet next December in the Georgia Dome for the SEC title. Florida will win the game and play Texas for the BCS national championship.”

    Note that BARNHART says that ALABAMA and FLORIDA have “separated themselves from the rest of the league.” That means YOU UT, LSU, UGa . . .and Ole Miss, MSU, Auburn, etc.

    Very very strong words. So who’s “irrelevant” these days? Boy things changed fast – especially at UT, LSU and Auburn. Of course, they COULD change fast again . . .but it is good to be on top.

  7. 2009 January 9

    Barnhart sucks Tebow’s choad

  8. 2009 January 9
    FEAR THE HAT, BITCH permalink

    @6 sounds like Barnhart is saying Fla is on top if he predicts the gayturds to be playing in the BCS championship game.

    Can’t spell Coach Urban Meyer without CUM.

  9. 2009 January 9
    Jim Bob Cooter permalink

    Can’t spell Coach Les Miles without CLM.

    SEC, bitch.

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