Winners smoke dope

2009 January 9
by nycvol010

Please ban Stoops and Tressel

BCS: Please ban Stoops and Tressel (Double click to put this picture in motion)

A classic from the past

A classic from the past

Philistine, bring me a cripple

Philistine, bring me a Leper!! NOW

How many loaves of bread do we have?

How many loaves of bread do we have?

A few thoughts on the game.

  • Why do they hold this game on a weeknight?  I mean that sucked
  • Could not see the pregame airplane flyover.  It was dark, dumbass.  No idea of what kind of planes that went by.
  • The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing Tebow he heard a  whistle.  God Bless
  • The BCS really should ban OU and OSU.  That is what the Utah AG should be focused on.  They are Stealing money.
  • What about that Sooner that twisted Harvin’s ankle?  On purpose or accidental? God Bless
  • The amount of “chippiness and thuggery/Trash  talking made this game virtually unwatchable.  The refs and coaches need to get a handle on their Ninjas
  • Speaking of Ninjas.  Did anyone feel like like it was a sunny day in Jamaica with all of the dreds on the field?  Why doesn’t Tebow get a flag when he removes his helmet?
  • Do not get excited Gates.  OU is a poor man’s Ohio State.  Incapable of making plays when needed
  • Utah?  Robbed.
  • Tebow absolutely deserved the Unsportmanlike Penalty.  Drama Queen. Home schooled.  1st bad thing he has ever done.  Eh, the first bad thing that he got caught doing. God Bless
  • On Tebow:  Tim Tebow seems too good to be true. He comes off as such a goody two-shoes but he’s gotta have some dark secret. Maybe he’s a serial killer or a pedophile (filipino cock?)  or racist. Something
  • Harvin is amazing
  • Spikes is a Ninja thug.
  • Tebow, Detroit gets cold, God Bless
  • Tebow has initiated the Rapture.  God Bless

My ballot:

  1. Tebow
  2. Leper Colony
  3. Nazareth
  4. Florida
  5. Utah

Best BCS Records By Conference
From All BCS Games since 1998:

1. SEC 12-5 0.7059
2. Pac-10 9-4 0.6923
3. Big East 6-5 0.5455
4. Big XII 7-9 0.4375
5. Big Ten 8-11 0.4211
6. ACC 2-9 0.1818

Also, the SEC is 5-0 in BCSNCGs.

20 Responses leave one →
  1. 2009 January 9

    Excellent post. Might want to tell them that the fat girl pic is a gif.

  2. 2009 January 9
    Bob permalink

    Vol fans celebrating the Gators’ victory = gravy training retards! I guess that’s all you can hope to do since you haven’t won a damn thing since 1998.

  3. 2009 January 9

    Fuck you Bob. Nobody here is happy about Florida. But it sure as hell beats Bama, the Big 10, Big East or Big 12 winning the NC.

  4. 2009 January 9

    oh NYC? The Devil’s greatest trick was the whistle, = GOLD

  5. 2009 January 9
    Hey keep the battle captain permalink

    Hey Jai – you might have to be on pins and needles AGAIN in 2009. here is Tony Barnhart’s predicion for 2009 in today AJC:

    “Alabama, Florida, will play for the SEC championship again: Both programs are young and have separated themselves from the rest of the league. Both will be ranked in the top five when they meet next December in the Georgia Dome for the SEC title. Florida will win the game and play Texas for the BCS national championship.”

    Did you notice, Jai, that Barnhart – an UGA homer by any measure – says that Alabama and Florida have “SEPARATED THEMSELVES FROM THE REST OF THE LEAGUE . . .”?

    Might be another long season for you in 2009 . . .and could be even worse than this one. Bama might win it all instead of UF.

  6. 2009 January 9
    Bob2008 - Florida 30, Tennessee 6 permalink

    2008 – Florida 30, Tennessee 6
    2007 – Florida 59, Tennessee 20
    2006 – Florida 21, Tennessee 20
    2005 – Florida 16, Tennessee 7
    2008 – Florida 30, Tennessee 6

  7. 2009 January 9
    Bob permalink

    2008 – Florida 30, Tennessee 6
    2007 – Florida 59, Tennessee 20
    2006 – Florida 21, Tennessee 20
    2005 – Florida 16, Tennessee 7

  8. 2009 January 9
    bwfull permalink

    Stellar post! Love the ranking though I think Nazareth is #2.

  9. 2009 January 9

    Bob
    My balls ladled on your tongue

  10. 2009 January 9
    Jim Bob Cooter permalink

    What’s wrong with smoking weed?

    To the rest of the SEC: You’re welcome.

  11. 2009 January 9
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    @11 it is against the law?

  12. 2009 January 9
    zigzag permalink

    6-Tony Barnhart has a serious case of cranial netheritas. The SEC West will be decided at Ole Miss on October 10 when Alabama visits. After handling the $abanites, the Rebels will play the Gates for the SECC next December. It’s a mortal lock that Alabama and Florida have not separated themselves from Ole Miss. BTW, does Barnhart not remember that the Rebels handed Tebow and the Gaytors their ass in the swamp last September?

  13. 2009 January 10
    YourMomIsYourDad permalink

    @ #6,

    Your obviously a retard because you read and quote the AJC.

    Get a life, and get off Barnharts meat whistle.

  14. 2009 January 10
    nycvol010version2 permalink

    Nice comments guys

  15. 2009 January 10
    Jim permalink

    @12
    So is incest, running ’shine and using your food stamps to buy alcohol. But illegality has never stopped citizens of the great states of West Virginia and Tennessee from repeatedly performing those acts. You guys should get off your sister and try some weed. It wins titles.

  16. 2009 January 11
    gatorhippy permalink

    @12 – The Laws of Man mean nothing to ToN & his Church…

    We answer to a “higher” authority…

  17. 2009 January 12

    Damn, what a game.

    For you non-Gator Fans, don’t know if you heard it on TV, but with about a minute left, all of us in the stadium started chanting “S-E-C! S-E-C!”

    The SEC was 6-2 in Bowls this year and 7-2 last year = 13-4 over the past 2 seasons. The Big 12 went 3-4 in bowls and that could have easily been 1-6 had it not been for a Mizzou OT win over Northwestern and a last second Texas win over Ohio State(?!!?) Both Big 10 teams and the Big 10 won exactly 1 bowl game this season.

    And the SEC is now 5-0 in BCS Title Games.

    Haven’t been on here in a while. Hope the Holidays were good to you, Jai & the other Vols.

    It’s great to be a Florida Gator!

  18. 2009 January 12
    zigzag permalink

    18-Particularly with Tebow kicking other SEC ass again next year.

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