Personally I prefer the Billy Clyde that coaches in an alcoholic fog, the idiot coach that offers scholarships to 12 year old middle school kids. I really don’t care much for the Billy Clyde that coaches with a clear mind, not dt’g for Kentucky Bourbon. Somebody in Lexington had the good sense to lock up the liquor cabinet, and Billy Clyde had the good sense to get out of Meeks’ way.
How the fuck do you give up 54 to one player? No way that I was going to watch the whole thing (it is basketball after all) and I noticed a complete lackluster effort/hustle by my beloved Vols in defending the basket. I correctly assumed that these hapless cagers were going to suck some serious cat ass.
I doubt that Billy Clyde can stay clean until my beloved Vols retake racist Rupp Arena. Texas Western, engage. Read what Clay said:
A new dawn has arrived for the 2008-2009 Vol basketball team (aka The Great Wall of Vagina) and hopefully they’re reading the ridiculing of their performance last night. If I were Bruce Pearl I wouldn’t allow a basketball to be used in practice for the next two days. I’d go old school. I might even bring in Eric Berry and let him talk to my team full of big-talking vaginas so they’d have some idea what an actual man looks like.
The Great Wall of Vag
I’m wondering if Pearl had nightmares of Jodie Meeks nuking the UT campus.
the word is Pearl and the coaches are EXTREMELY frustrated.
There has been two separate film sessions (extended ones 2 hours + ) with the team, breaking down defense, offensive sets along with a lot of other things and the feeling was that the players as a group left in no better shape than before. Its like it went over their heads.
Couple of other things – Jordan Howell actually spilled a lot of it today, the players think they are better than they are and no one knows if this loss to UK will wake this team up or not.
The coaches are trying everything to reach the kids and its like banging their head against the wall.
I love this site because it is vintage UT. Your football team sucks puss infested donkey dick? Write something about how Bama cheats or pot is popular in Gainesville. Your basketball team is blowing its chance for the SEC title? Look! Billy Clyde won’t be able to stop drinking.
I am really looking forward to the Kiffen era.
Kiffin just snagged Lance Thompson, Bama Recruiter. Tennessee soon to be on probation
Hey #4 you took the joke from me. But hey, c’mom guys how can any school that has employed Rodney Garner as a recruiter ever accuse anyone else of cheating with a stright face?
Seriously the guy is a great recruiter. That’s a big pickup for Kiffy.
Hey guys – more coaching moves: looks like PHIL FULMER has found his NEXT JOB:
Jai-
Can you modify that photoshop to include a VMI banner along with the Gardner-Webb one?
Billy Clyde kinda reminds me of a Basketball Ron zook with his tactics (i.e. lose at home to Gardner-Webb and VMI, win on the road at Tennessee. Huh?)
Also, what’s up with Kiffins naming his newborn son “Knox” before he’s even coached a game at UT? Is there a clause in his contract where he got a bonus or something for doing that?
That’s a very Bammer-esque move similar to that Witt Family naming their son “Saban” before the feathered-banged One had ever coached a game there. Hmmmmm.
I think it is very feathered angel winged coiffed too.
Must really be the suck to be known only as a WOMEN’S Basketball school! Vol Football = Epic Fail. Vol Men’s Basketball = Epic Fail. Jai Eugene is the Baghdad Bob of Sports Bloggers.