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Recruiting Word of the Day

Some FSU recruits (from Rivals)

Some FSU recruits (from Rivals)

College Football’s National Signing Day  looms ahead.  Prepare for the rise of the pedo/homophobes.  AKA middle aged men (they are multi racial btw). NAMBLA wannabes that worship the 18 year old Prom King.  The first word of the day:

jock meat

The term used to describe Tennessee (your fave school’s name here) fans that blindly fawn over jocks. They are oblivious to the presence of females that would otherwise suit their personalities and treat them with respect.

Typically, they are swapped backwards and forwards between the jocks; much to the delight of the said jock sniffer/sniffer-sniffers – proud of their  false sense of escalating popularity.

Linebacker 1: Hey man, what do you think of Larry? He is kinda cute for an excel spreadsheet builder
Linebacker 2: Nah man, forget it – He’s jock meat..
Linebacker 1: Oh, that’s too bad.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jock%20meat

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