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Tebow of Nazareth

Verne is using a Canon!!!

Verne is using a Canon!!!

Image from EDSBS, naturally.

Attention Whore? Probably.

Fullback?  Maybe.

One more reason to justify Florida as America’s penis?  Everyday of the week, even on Sundays

5 loaves of bread and 2 fish?  Absolutely.

Tebow does seem to realize where and how to get his bread  buttered.  Tony Joiner and Riley Cooper can all concur on the butter part.  What is important to note from the photo below is that the injured shoulder isn’t the stroking hand!!  it’s good to be a florida gator…..

Arkansas Florida Tebow Basketball

HT YMSWWC

http://www.heraldtribune.com/article/20090119/ARTICLE/901190332/2055/NEWS?Title=Tebow_assures_fans_his_shoulder_is_fine

Excerpt:

Florida quarterback Tim Tebow walked onto the basketball court Saturday with his right arm in a sling.

When he walked off, the sling was dangling from his left hand.

21 comments on “Tebow of Nazareth

  1. Jai,
    is there anyway would can photoshop Orson in place of Danielson?

  2. I believe, that the truck in the picture above, is his truck

  3. and the answer is yes to adding orson

  4. “it’s good to be a florida gator…..”

    Correction: It’s Great to be a Florida Gator.

    Jai, how excited are you about Eddie Orge being on the Staff?

  5. LL
    I had contemplated changing my avatar. But with the addition of batshit crazy Ed, I nixed it. I love him

  6. Jai,
    Just wanted to let you know that UF is now ranked #25 in men’s basketball while tan in a can and his group of thugs are nowhere to be seen. Enjoy the fail!

  7. Solid post Jim

  8. Plus, it looks like he’s got on a creamsicle orange shirt in said avatar. Maybe that was a sign a long time ago that he was destined for Rocky top?

    From an outsider looking in, it appears that one of the toughest things to do right now at Tennessee is recruit. And on paper, it looks like Kiffins has assembled a staff of quality recruiters.

  9. Lanie must now manage egos

  10. “tan in a can” lol.

    Yes, Solid, Jim.

  11. Hey Jai, I’m not sure if you answered this or not from another thread, but what’s up with Kiffins naming his newborn Son “Knox”? It’s a very Bammer-esque move.

    When that one Bama family named their Son “Saban” before the fethered-banged One had even coached a game, it resulted in a 6-6 season. Is this what lies on the horizon for Kiffins-and-Bits?

  12. “feathered”. Sorry.

  13. No idea why he did that. I have not asked my source in the AD. “Kiffins and bits” is very nice, btw

  14. Kiffin’s choice after Knox was Cheat.

  15. Jai only wishes Tennessee had someone as revered as Tim.

  16. and I guess being a sodomite is OK in America’s Penis? Philistine?

  17. Poor kid. How much does it cost to change your name? it will be well worth it!
    Coach O is doing a fantastic job with recruting…..cough, cough!

  18. Know what Knox Kiffin’s middle name is? “Upsister.”

  19. 18, what does that even mean? Dumb. Did I not caution you last week on providing LWS Quality comments?

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