jock strap respiration
The act of after a physical sporting event (football) taking the protective cup out of its jock strap and creeping up behind an willing fan and placing it agressively over their nasal passages and mouth. Immediately after doing so, the fan is tackled to the ground and the cup will be held on for as long as possible .
Post attack, the fan is especially excited and considered extremely
dangerous. Keep distance and seek shelter.
Maximum effect achieved on a hot, humid day after a long practice, in which the cup will reek of a putrid smell and be oddly moist.
Arian Foster gave Vol_817 the best jock strap respiration move I’ve ever seen in my life after Orange and White Game let out yesterday.
Maybe it is because I went to a decent school, have more than three functioning brain cells and never slept with my cousin, but I can never understand what the hell you are talking about. Less you, more anyone else.