Top Hat
Below is my inspiration for the Lane Kiffin Birthday post (HT Bluetick88 via email!):
It pains me, how blind some people are. Ranting and raving about conspiracies, little flights of fancy that the true controllers disseminate to keep the rabble amused. But none of you see. None of you understand. None of you strutting roosters knows the truth. You crow about the barnyard and scratch your lines in the dirt and all the while the farmer watches from his window, smiling at how small and ignorant you truly are.
Struggle! Awake! Lift the veil! Shall I shall you? Do you want to see?
I don’t have much time. Gettysburg. You must start at Gettysburg. That’s where it begins. Lincoln’s speech. Four score and seven. Lincoln’s name had seven letter, yes? Coincidence? Here’s where the code began. The signal, the sign. Four score and seven…87. And what is the 87th word in that oh-so-famous speech? Do you know?
Of course you don’t. They don’t teach you this in school. They’re careful. So I’ll wait. Find the speech. Count. Count the words.
Do you see? Is it clear?
That. So innocent, right? So simple. NO! Lift the veil! THAT. T-HAT. TOP HAT.
LINCOLN WORE A TOP HAT.
But it doesn’t stop there, fools. NO! Count the letter in top hat.
T=20
O=15
P=16
H=8
A=1
T=20
Now add the numbers in the second column. Five and six. Eleven.
Eleven.
Is becoming clear yet?
Four score and seven. 87. Eight-seven years after Top Hat Lincoln gave his address, it was 1950. Now add 11 years to that. 1961.
1950=1+9+5=14
1961=1+9+6+1=17
Are you starting to see?
Now add the total letters of Top Hat. 80. Put it all together. Put it all together, fools.
87+14+11+17+80=209
209. A meaningless number.
BUT NOW ADD IN THE SEVEN FOR LINCOLN’S NAME.
209+7=216
And what is the 216th day of the year? What is it???
AUGUST FOURTH.
WHO WAS BORN ON AUGUST FOURTH, 1961? WHO, YOU FOOLS?
I’ve said too much. They may be coming. Wake up. Wake up. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, WAKE UP.
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I’d say that about sums things up. During today’s inaugural address, I’m setting up a donation link to the United Caucasian Fund.
http://eyeblast.tv/public/video.aspx?v=Q4IrVrkU
Sweet Jesus, here we go again.
I’ve seen that video. It’s Barry interesting. All hail Barry!
*They* have already started. Kennedy? Byrd? Coincidence?????
Classic pic! I don’t understand why you guys hate the wizard smoke. UT criminal justice degrees?
Welcome to Omerica, love it or leave it!!! These color’ds don’t run!!!
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