Never marry a woman with big hands. She will make your dick look small
Monte Kiffin pictured above is rumored to possess a massive baby arm. Tebow’s heartrate and breathing are rumored to increase thinking about the Full Monte.
We are never wrong here at LWS.
Actually, Monte’s weiner fell off during voluntary workouts in the spring of 2005. It was replaced with a full-sized replica of the Lombardi Trophy (thanks, Gruden).
I’ve wanted to bang the wasabi out of the Japanese Subway girl since that commercial started airing several months ago. Yay!