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Recruiting word of the day: Facebook Wanker

A Fan who masturbates to photographs of blue-chip football players that they may, or may not, know while connected to the social network known as Facebook.

Save your flames for elsewhere about being friends with players on the social network known as Facebook. Tennessee’s Chris Walker’s current status is “sorest he’s been in a while! He can’t break me!!” and noted fatboy Chris Scotts’ “is man down. I have not felt like this in a looong time. I got ya’ll boys though, that’s me, my bad!!!!!”

2 comments on “Recruiting word of the day: Facebook Wanker

  1. I attended this game in San Antonio and actually sat next to him on the Airplane back home. I know it’s not facebook but Willie Downs (17) appears to be a great athlete but is making a big mistake staying in Tallahassee. I predict he will fail out or end up suspended if he does not get away from his homies on the block…

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