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Bruce Pearl on Memphis Radio
Tennessee versus Memphis. Not a rivalry? We will see when Tiger High shows up to receive their annual ass-rape. Here is a podcast link of Bruce Pearl on Memphis radio. Bruce eventually hangs up on a Memphis *Sports* Radio Host [Wolken is geigh] or [Tiger High]. Everything was going fine during the interview, Bruce complimenting [...]
Recruiting word of the day: Silkworm
A football fan who has difficulty achieving an erection without wearing some article of his team (under armour is preferred) sometimes referred to as a “silkworm.” “Our new linebacker commit runs a 4.4 40 and has shredded abs!!! Oh, look atat me!!! I guess I am not a closet silkworm anymore. He gets my Sap [...]
Friday’s F. C. King Links
Ask Men: Top 99 Women of 2009 GoVolsXtra Mike Griffith talks Lane Kiffin Ackbar! The Star Wars Talk Show Matthew McConaughey’s baby momma is hot Male Gymnast Shows Off World Class High Bar Dismount My favorite spam Whatever Happened to “Brad” from Home Improvement? Bikini girls wrestling? Sure, why not? Gingers Have Hollow Heads The [...]
Recruiting word of the day: Facebook Wanker
A Fan who masturbates to photographs of blue-chip football players that they may, or may not, know while connected to the social network known as Facebook. Save your flames for elsewhere about being friends with players on the social network known as Facebook. Tennessee’s Chris Walker’s current status is “sorest he’s been in a while! [...]
Thursday’s F. C. King Links
Britain’s version of Erin Andrews (Angry T)80’s Wendy’s Burger Rap (Tasty Booze) Prostitute Related Signage of the Day (Mac G’s World) Match the ESPN Personality to Their Drink of Choice (Busted Coverage) Mike Tyson is Scared of Money (Brahsome) Point-Counterpoint with a Bama’ Fan (Loser with Socks) Bikini Girl from American Idol (Bright Black Internet) [...]
He talked in a “powerful” tone
Remember when? Remember when Herb was trashing LSU’s academic standards?? Remember the poor little kid that got his lunch money stolen by some douchebag? Yeah, turns out he’s a douchebag too. Be careful Lane Kiffin, Trucha Joven (google it, rednecks). So what if Meyer pees a little when he recruits someone? He’s still got [...]
Recruiting Word of the Day: Peanybate
Peanybate - Jocksniffers and Sniffer-Sniffers that congregate at hotels on National Signing Day (NSD) to take part in a 5 star Blue Chipper circle-jerk. “Larry? I am getting a hardon from all of the lack of black coaches in CFB, I came here to peanybate, like everyone else. Now pass the grease and an Excel [...]
Monte Kiffin and the aging penis
Monte Kiffin pictured above is rumored to possess a massive baby arm. Tebow’s heartrate and breathing are rumored to increase thinking about the Full Monte. We are never wrong here at LWS.
