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Wednesday’s F. C. King Links
The “Bama is losing” Tattoo Monica Bellucci is a witch Another 15 Bizarre Statues When Did Brenda Warner Stop Looking Like Ivan Drago And Start Getting Hot? Bush’s Legacy Normally I AVOID the meeting by going to the bathroom From Miss USA to porn… makes sense to me! This is Damned Impressive (and Insane) Rock [...]
Point/Counterpoint with an Ignorant Bammeroid
One of our readers sent this email exchange with Birmingham Sports *writer* Ray Me-lick. Here is the confused Bammeroid’s newspaper story [link]. Ouch Ray Me-Lick, he left a mark on your cheating ass!!! Sent: Mon/01/19/2009 8:44 AM To: Ray Me-lick Subject: Today’s B’ham News Article Ray: I am still trying to contain my laughter after [...]
Recruiting Word of the Day
jock strap respiration The act of after a physical sporting event (football) taking the protective cup out of its jock strap and creeping up behind an willing fan and placing it agressively over their nasal passages and mouth. Immediately after doing so, the fan is tackled to the ground and the cup will be held [...]
Tuesday’s F. C. King Links
Casey Carlson, American Idol, Bikini 5 Websites Your Parents Think Exist Marisa Miller in a bikini is always welcome This Is How Steeler Nation Will Look This Afternoon The Best Fictional Beer Brands on TV The Temp does: The return of “The Office” Extreme Treadmill Running Super WAG Abbey Clancy is drunk This Just Confirms [...]
Top Hat
Below is my inspiration for the Lane Kiffin Birthday post (HT Bluetick88 via email!): It pains me, how blind some people are. Ranting and raving about conspiracies, little flights of fancy that the true controllers disseminate to keep the rabble amused. But none of you see. None of you understand. None of you strutting roosters [...]
Tebow of Nazareth
Attention Whore? Probably. Fullback? Maybe. One more reason to justify Florida as America’s penis? Everyday of the week, even on Sundays 5 loaves of bread and 2 fish? Absolutely. Tebow does seem to realize where and how to get his bread buttered. Tony Joiner and Riley Cooper can all concur on the butter part. What [...]
Recruiting Word of the Day
College Football’s National Signing Day looms ahead. Prepare for the rise of the pedo/homophobes. AKA middle aged men (they are multi racial btw). NAMBLA wannabes that worship the 18 year old Prom King. The first word of the day: jock meat The term used to describe Tennessee (your fave school’s name here) fans that blindly [...]
The Wounded Bear
Lane Kiffin strolls right into the T-Town Ghetto and steals Lance Thompson, one of the top 5 recruiters in the south. Roids Damage Control, engage . The timing is sweet. And right before National Signing Day. Oh Lordy, it is way to early to think that some of those recruits won’t go to Knoxville for [...]
