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Tuesday’s F. C. King Links

A Pleasure Machine Moment of soft bosom A bikini moment with Ana Ivanovic Dejected Cowboy Says Utah ‘Whooped That Ass’ 10 Worst Translations Ever Hunter S. Thompson Motivational Posters Office skiing Michael Jordan’s Top 40 Moments Robbie Maddison Has Some Stones Charles Barkley: DUI for BJ Forget Vin Diesel and Paul Walker, Roko is the [...]

Big 12 FAIL

HT to WidespreadPanicReb

Matt Stafford is morbidly obese

I agree with Colin Cowherd.  Stafford is both pudgy and uncoachable.  Sara Jessica John Parker Wilson is a better QB, despite his lacklUsTEr effort against the Utes.  [Cowherd Podcast 1/2/09].  Mark Richt is the new Phil Fulmer.  Athens is Notre Dame of the south.  It is where blue chippers go to fail.

Philip (with one L, dillweed) Rivers

What is wrong with this guy?  Seriously.  Is this a case of you can take the buttplug out of bama but you can’t take the bama out of the buttplug?  Seriously having to watch this idiot for another week and then hoping that he  gets  injured  makes me weary.  Nobody can be this big of [...]

Erin Andrews gets beastaged by Rey Maualuga

What a specimen, what a beast.  Check out his hips andfeet!!!  I didn’t think that this long-haired, tat covered, mercenary would have a sense of humour.  Trev and Erin were are the same person. Check it out:

I Put on for the Urnge. Rodney Garner – All Vol

This man is all Vol.  A night of drinking in the shit hole of America Kansas has prevented an earlier posting, but Tennessee is raiding Jawja like it is the 90′s again.

Should I stop in Pinson for gas today?

I am driving through there this afternoon. Frankly I think that the Bammeroid ERs probably had a busy night last night. Nobody appreciates the ER Docs until you fall up the trailer stairs like a lot of Roid women are apt to do during a Bama loss. *Accidents* are part of the tradition of Bama [...]

Bammeroid Profile of Courage

LWS Reader Michael was listening to the Birmingham sports talk show last week.  Jay Barker interviewed this guy who is selling lithographs.  His name is Michael Hunt….seriously.  HAHA!  Jay should be wary of Mike Hunt, Sara Evans. Barker is inconsolable. Maybe a lithograph may be commisioned over the battle with a not “real” BCS school. [...]