Bama #1? Rivals will make it happen

2009 February 3
by Jai Eugene

In anticipation of a Rivals #1 recruiting ranking for the Bammeroid Nation (Rivals COO is a Roid, coincindence) let us celebrate with a Logan Young suicide salad.  Roll Tide Motherfucker.  Check the label:

logan young

17 Responses leave one →
  1. 2009 February 3

    looks like his subscription ran out!

  2. 2009 February 3
    AJ is JPW permalink

    Well Jai you can bitch about Rivals and you’ll be right. Unfortunatley, that doesn’t change the Cold Hard Fact that Lane “Shula II” Kiffin is about to lose several of his top recruits to Gene Chizik.

    Not to Saban or Meyer or even (Gasp) Les Miles. CHIZIK. As in 5-19 Burned in Effigy on hiring Gene Chizik.

    Ouch.

  3. 2009 February 3
    AJ is JPW permalink

    Hey Jai – don’t like Rivals? Well here is scout.com’s count on UT in the Top 100: zero.

    Ouch again. And again. And again.

    Get used to it.

  4. 2009 February 4
    Ears Whitworth permalink

    @2 Hook or by crook? RTR

  5. 2009 February 4
    Bridgeport Bob permalink

    We is gonna win us nother crutin national championship. last years got us a trip to new orleans so we could stick our peckers in Utah’s mouse trap.

    What Ute think bout that Ears?

  6. 2009 February 4
    Bridgeport Bob permalink

    PS: RIP Logan

  7. 2009 February 4
    Dr. Feelgood permalink

    Jai you are psychic. Rivals just moved Bama to numero uno. Scout has Bama at #2 and ESPN has Bama at #5. I think these “analysts” just read each other’s rankings and cut and paste . . .

  8. 2009 February 4

    And Lame “Shula” Kiffin’s class is currently ranked 23rd. That’s pretty impressive for a guy who the puke orange Viles proclaim to be the next “Nick Saban/Urban Meyer/Les Miles”. Enjoy 2009’s thrashing, courtesy of Nick Saban and Urban Meyer. Also, enjoy the 3-9 record that Lame the almighty will post in 2009!

    41-17!

    29-9!

    Could next year possibly be 45-0?

    LAME KIFFIN WILL WIN NASHUNAL CHAMPONCHIP FOR THE VILES!!! I LUV LAME KIFFIN!! GREATEST COACH EVUR!!!11

  9. 2009 February 4
    Major Changes permalink

    The Rivals COO is not only a graduate of SPUAT. He is a fuckin genius.

  10. 2009 February 4

    Concur

  11. 2009 February 4
    AJ is JPW permalink

    Do Scout, Sports Illustrated, and ESPN also have Bama grads making their rankings? They all agree with Rivals . . .

    I guess Saban was on the grassy knoll too, arriving there fresh from questioning about his role in the Roswell incident . . .

  12. 2009 February 4

    You do know that Bama has purchase human beings for years, don’t you?

  13. 2009 February 5
    AJ is JPW permalink

    The Atlanta Journal Constitution also ranks Bama’s recruiting number 1:

    http://www.ajc.com/services/content/printedition/2009/02/05/hssec0205.html

    Obviously this is a case – once again – of Bammers spreading lies . . .

    The Conspiracy is spreading. Now some Bammer has taken over Cox Newspapers, which may come as news to the wealthy supposed owners.

    You stocked on on c-rations Jai? The Truth is out There . . .it’s no accident his name is O-BAMA . . .

  14. 2009 February 5
    AJ is JPW permalink

    You can take some comfort in the fact that ther AJC ranked UT 10th just ahead of perrenniel recruiting powerhouses Kentucky and Vanderbilt – and behind Mississippi State.

    Lane QUEEFIN indeed . . .

  15. 2009 February 5
    AJ is JPW permalink

    ESPN ranks Bama #2 in recruiting, behind LSU. Auburn fans reportedly rolling Toomer’s Corner . . .

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