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Bama #1? Rivals will make it happen


In anticipation of a Rivals #1 recruiting ranking for the Bammeroid Nation (Rivals COO is a Roid, coincindence) let us celebrate with a Logan Young suicide salad.  Roll Tide Motherfucker.  Check the label:

logan young

17 comments on “Bama #1? Rivals will make it happen

  1. looks like his subscription ran out!

  2. Well Jai you can bitch about Rivals and you’ll be right. Unfortunatley, that doesn’t change the Cold Hard Fact that Lane “Shula II” Kiffin is about to lose several of his top recruits to Gene Chizik.

    Not to Saban or Meyer or even (Gasp) Les Miles. CHIZIK. As in 5-19 Burned in Effigy on hiring Gene Chizik.

    Ouch.

  3. Hey Jai – don’t like Rivals? Well here is scout.com’s count on UT in the Top 100: zero.

    Ouch again. And again. And again.

    Get used to it.

  4. @2 Hook or by crook? RTR

  5. We is gonna win us nother crutin national championship. last years got us a trip to new orleans so we could stick our peckers in Utah’s mouse trap.

    What Ute think bout that Ears?

  6. PS: RIP Logan

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  9. Jai you are psychic. Rivals just moved Bama to numero uno. Scout has Bama at #2 and ESPN has Bama at #5. I think these “analysts” just read each other’s rankings and cut and paste . . .

  10. And Lame “Shula” Kiffin’s class is currently ranked 23rd. That’s pretty impressive for a guy who the puke orange Viles proclaim to be the next “Nick Saban/Urban Meyer/Les Miles”. Enjoy 2009′s thrashing, courtesy of Nick Saban and Urban Meyer. Also, enjoy the 3-9 record that Lame the almighty will post in 2009!

    41-17!

    29-9!

    Could next year possibly be 45-0?

    LAME KIFFIN WILL WIN NASHUNAL CHAMPONCHIP FOR THE VILES!!! I LUV LAME KIFFIN!! GREATEST COACH EVUR!!!11

  11. The Rivals COO is not only a graduate of SPUAT. He is a fuckin genius.

  12. Do Scout, Sports Illustrated, and ESPN also have Bama grads making their rankings? They all agree with Rivals . . .

    I guess Saban was on the grassy knoll too, arriving there fresh from questioning about his role in the Roswell incident . . .

  13. You do know that Bama has purchase human beings for years, don’t you?

  14. The Atlanta Journal Constitution also ranks Bama’s recruiting number 1:

    http://www.ajc.com/services/content/printedition/2009/02/05/hssec0205.html

    Obviously this is a case – once again – of Bammers spreading lies . . .

    The Conspiracy is spreading. Now some Bammer has taken over Cox Newspapers, which may come as news to the wealthy supposed owners.

    You stocked on on c-rations Jai? The Truth is out There . . .it’s no accident his name is O-BAMA . . .

  15. You can take some comfort in the fact that ther AJC ranked UT 10th just ahead of perrenniel recruiting powerhouses Kentucky and Vanderbilt – and behind Mississippi State.

    Lane QUEEFIN indeed . . .

  16. ESPN ranks Bama #2 in recruiting, behind LSU. Auburn fans reportedly rolling Toomer’s Corner . . .

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