(by Scott)
Fuck Florida. FUCK THEM TO HELL. DO NOT APOLOGIZE that dirty ass yankee, Herban Meyer. Herban is the toilet paper that is stuck on the bottom of your shoe. Lane Psst….so what if you’re wrong. DO NOT BACK DOWN. They do not respect weakness in the SEC. Ask Fulmer if you don’t believe me. Actually Fulmer had a tendancy to fight for the wrong thing, like leaving Crompton in at QB. In that situation Fulmer should have backed down.
Herban doesn’t know what to do with a coach that has balls. He is confused, continue to press the initiative. PRESS PRESS!!!! So what if he hangs on 80 on Rocky Top Inc. at the Swamp next year? Does this mean that Herb goes for a TD instead of a field goal with a big lead? Ever seen Herban do this: 1:30 left in the 4th quarter, with a 4 td lead, Tebow throwing limpwristed 20 yard fades to his salad-tossing buddy Riley Cooper? FUCK MEYER, FUCK FOLEY, and sure as shit FUCK FLORIDA. I could give 2 shits what some mouth-breather from the florida panhandle or some meth cook in Pinson thinks about Tennessee Inc. Ooohhhh fucking Herban Meyer. Nothing but class in that dude. I hope he doesn’t decide to write another book and mention Lane Kiffin (like he did with the poor man’s Fulmer) it cause his feelings were hurt. Fuck him
Lane? Figure the irony of it all. We all know you only missed one question on your recruiting exam. Who knew that you would bust Herb’s balls on the question that you missed on the test? LULZ
suckmydiiiickk!!!
Lance Thompson – Asked about in state recruits that didn’t come to Tennessee, “There are women present, so I can’t really say what I feel. Ill just say it like this. When we see them on Saturdays in the fall, we’re going to kick their ass. We are going to hurt their feelings.”
“Guys, dont believe anything you read on the Alabama message boards. They can make up whatever they wish. The reason I left Alabama is because I am a good reader of people. That’ what makes me a good recruiter and coach. Read between the lines on this one, I am a good reader of people. That is why I’m at Tennessee, and not Alabama. With me coming over here, we have turned up the rivalry with Alabama a few notches. We need you in Tuscaloosa this year. It will be nasty. Have your orange on and be ready to be proud.”
Monte Kiffin – “We will run a little Tampa 2 I’m sure. Contrary to what I’ve heard, though, I do know a few more defensive formations that we could use. We will figure it out. I’m not going back to NFL. I have a Super Bowl Ring. I now want National Championship rings. Notice I said rings. (Looks over at Hamilton) I’m going to be here for a good, long while, Mike. That’s a lot of money. One night all of the coaches wrote down on a piece of paper which one recruit they would love to steal. The majority worte Nuke Richardson. Have you guys seen his film? Unbelievable. We stole him. He is a Vol.”
Ed Orgeron/Lane Kiffin – Lane tells Maralis Teague story. When Kiffin first talked to Teague, Teague told him “Thanks for the call, but I am 100% Gator.” When he hired Orgeron, Orgeron asked Lane if he wanted Teague. Orgeron said, “I will go get you Marsalis Teague.” Lane told Orgeron that he was 100% firm to Florida. Kiffin then does cajun voice and says that Orgeron said “You didn’t hear me, coach. I am going to bring you Marsalis Teague.” Kiffin said every preacher, grocery clerk, teacher, etc in Henry County knew hew Ed Orgeron was when he was done. He worked incredibly hard to pull Teague in.
Orgeron, “We didnt offer some of these guys often linked to Tennessee. We would rather have 1 cadillac than 1000 Subaru’s.” Im going to bring guys in who are like me. They never stop going, and when they wake up, they are pissed off. I never stop going. When I wake up, I am very pissed off. We are not competing to win the East or something stupid like that. We are here to bring home numerous National Championships. If you are a high school recruit and want to win National Championships, you are stupid if you don’t come to Tennessee. Stupid.”
Lane Kiffin – “This class is probably not over yet. We could get one or two more. I’ll leave you with this: We may already have another one by the time our plane gets to Memphis”
This post stinks of fear and clinging to any little hope.
They should make medical students planning to specialize in psychiatry read Jai’s posts. After a few entries they’ll have a good understanding of paranoia . . .
eeer?…is that you?
slive, bitch!
Oh my God Jai? Did you actually write that?
You just floored it past pathetic . . .
Jai,
That smell isn’t fear. It’s Kiffin. He crapped his pants.
Jai is almost as big of a bad ass as Kiffin.
Vols, bitch.
The best part of this Kiffins fiasco is the irony that Meyer didn’t “cheat” or break any rules, but by Kiffins accusing him of cheating, he, himself broke the rules. LOLZ!
But kudos for him for trying to spark some “energy” for the UT faithful into the UT-UF “Rivalry”. Even though the “Rivalry” is mostly one-sided and they’re at best our 3rd Rival behind UGA and FSU.
Yes, Kiffin crapped his pants, that is why daddy is there to wipe his son’s ass and hopefully protect him.
“almost as big a badass as Kiffin . .”
Jai that might be the worst insult anyone ever hurled at you on here.
That is like someone saying “He’s almost as macho as Liberace” . . .
He underachieved as an OC at Southern Cal. Gets run out of Oakland by a bat shit crazy owner. Now he is the SEC”s chief trash talker. Thats one hell of a resume.
People all over the country have been aplogizing in print to Al Davis today.
Guys here is an interesting tidbit: Keiwone Malone of Memphis TENNESSEE committed today to Alabama – the first commitment of 2010.
Malone – according to Scout.com (NOT Rivals) is the Number 1 rated WR in Tennessee for 2010.
Lance Thompson, lead UT recruiter, just yesterday (according to published reports): “We are gonna OWN Memphis!”
He steps up to the mic and queefs . .
Memo to Lame: talk is very cheap. You can’t talk your way onto the big side of the scoreboard.
That fence around Tennesee has some holes. You won’t fix them by talking. Or bragging.
@12
Saban just punched the shit out of Lame with the blow heard round Memphis…..Hail Al D.
@13? Logan Young is that you?
Jai even your comebacks are pathetic. Maybe you should get some rest, take some meds, etc.
“Fuck Florida”? Have it your way but get ready to have the Gaytors hang 70 on Kiffin’s sorry, juvenile ass and your beloved Vols on September 19.
That dipshit needs a diaper change.
I love your post. You have them as stirred up as Lane did yesterday.
Keep up the good work
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Has Kiffin gotten out of diapers yet? Certainly Jai has not
BatShitCrazy Ed is on the prowl again. Next thing you know he will be doing SmartCar ads.
Funny baseball blog that you and your readers might enjoy @ http://morehardball.blogspot.com
Swap links?
When the coaches of UF (Zook) and Ole Miss (Orgeron) said batshit crazy things, the students , alumni and boosters had the good sense to recognize them as exactly that-tirades of the mentally challenged. A completely unqualified coach steals away a four star prospect from the reigning national champions, makes baseless allegations against an opposing coach, then gets reprimanded by the SEC and is forced to issue an apology. UT claim a moral victory and say “we have our swagger back!” Really says all you need to know about the state of UT football.
Jai’s paranoia has reduced him to ashes.
The bottom line is this: in February of 2009 the disaster that will be the 2009 UT football season begins. The foreshadowing is thicker than the fog off the Smokies . . . .