Lane Kiffin reestablishes the natural order of selection

2009 February 18
by Jai Eugene

Yep, he is very cool and wildly popular.  Everybody wants to be around him and his hot wife!!! This kinda like high school.  And from a quick look at the picture, he has the best coif in the SEC too.  Parted to the side, tapered and with a light mousse.  Nope not like that dick-sucking middle-part of underachiever Mark Richt or the 1980’s Feathered Angel-wing bangs of a certain coach with am anger management problem.

Kiffin is hitting the SEC,  jack-hammering SEC staffs like a 17 year old and makin’ it rain like Moses!

Notice anybody talking about the LSU/UAT/UF recruiting classes?  Nope neither do I.  They are talking about the boy genius bitch slapping Herban Meyer.  GENIUS, he is in Saban and Herb’s head.  Tent pitched!

“It was imperative to not only find great recruiters but great recruiters that knew the conference,” Kiffin said in a statement. “To be able to take South Carolina’s recruiting coordinator, Mississippi State’s recruiting coordinator, Alabama’s best recruiter and Auburn’s best recruiter over the past 10 years was a great accomplishment for us. Once again, I would like to thank (athletics director) Mike Hamilton, the athletic department and our donors for making this possible.”
http://blog.al.com/bamabeat/2009/01/uts_lane_kiffin_pleased_to_swi.html

16 Responses leave one →
  1. 2009 February 18
    Dr. Feelgood permalink

    Look closely at Queefin’s head in the photo – just above his ears . . .and you will make out the word “FIRE” spelled out. . .

    God is giving you a sign here . . .since you missed the gazillion fuck-ups Lame-O has embarrassed you with so far . . .

  2. 2009 February 18
    Dr. Feelgood permalink

    This is just too on target. From the “Orlando Sentinel:”

    “So let’s review, shall we?

    In the last few days, Kiffin has falsely accused Florida Coach Urban Meyer of breaking NCAA rules, broken NCAA rules himself, instructed a recruit to lie to the media, lied to the media himself, been reprimanded by the SEC, impugned the integrity of Pahokee High School, been forced to issue public apologies to Pahokee High and UF and, last but not least, proven Al Davis to be somewhat sane after all.”

    If you want to read the whole article just google “Lane Kiffin’ and “national laughingstock” Ther’ll be a lot of articles, but this one should come up first . . .

  3. 2009 February 18
    zigzag permalink

    Sweet Jesus, Jai Eugene becomes the Manchurian Candidate of the Kiffinites.

  4. 2009 February 18

    Sweet Jesus? South of the Border Jesus?

    Make it rain

  5. 2009 February 18

    Kiffinz is your Battle Captain. lol.

  6. 2009 February 18
    BlueTick88 permalink

    I love cock, I have robot legs

  7. 2009 February 18
    VolDave53 permalink

    Moses did not make it rain, neither does Coach Kiffin.

  8. 2009 February 18
    VolDave53 permalink

    @6 I love cock too

  9. 2009 February 18
    zigzag permalink

    6 & 8-You should get your cocks together.

  10. 2009 February 18
    zigzag permalink

    4-Even Sweet Jesus won’t be able to save that well coffed clown from himself.

  11. 2009 February 18
    zigzag permalink

    The “high school” part is easily understood.

  12. 2009 February 19
    zigzag's mom permalink

    @6 & 8
    Please share your cocks with me

  13. 2009 February 19
    LWSVOL permalink

    I will get my bunch of whiney minions and we will call the Enternets and have you people shut down. There are thousands of us.

    bank it.

  14. 2009 February 19
    zigzag permalink

    6 & 8-I introduce you two fuckball’s cocks to each other and you get your thongs in a knot.

    You metro sexuals need to get together and do what you do best. There’s nothing wrong with loving cock as you two do, just enjoy those cocks and forget about Proposition 8.

  15. 2009 February 21

    I’ve been checking out some blogs down in Alabama and there are some delusional fans down at Auburn. You should hear this clown AubTiger34 on this blog out of Birmingham. He thinks Oku is going there. Some of the things he says are just plain stupid!

    Go to al.com then once on go to Auburn and Alabama football

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