Dumbass State Rednecks
(HT to WidespreadPanicReb for the pic)
Do they teach spelling at Mississippi State? I guess not.
Overheard in the left field lounge at Doody Noble Field…
Bubba: Hey Billy Ray, how’s did they teach us how to spell our state back in school?
Billy Ray: You mean that crooked letter hump back thang?
Bubba: Yeah, how’s it went?
Billy Ray: I think it went Em-I-Crooked Letter-Crooked Letter-I-Crooked Letter-Crooked Letter-I-Hump Back-Hump Back-I
Bubba: Well I thank they done fucked up on the back of the scoreboard.
Billy Ray: Why’s that?
Bubba: Well cuz they’re missin’ an I before tha hump backs.
Billy Ray: Dayumn… looks like you’s right.
This reminds me of something a State student (for some reason) told me when I was at Ole Miss… at State they teach us how to drive tractors, at Ole Miss they teach you how to sue people. No spelling required to drive a Farmall or a John Deere thankfully.
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I wonder if there is a sticker on the bottom of the scoreboard that says “Made in Alabama.”
That isn’t a scoreboard, Thomas. But I don’t fault you for not recognizing that. UT scores so rarely that you probably haven’t looked at a scoreboard in quite some time.
Not to mention the fact we always seem to beat Miss. State in the bad years as well as the good. Plus we don’t about spelling.
State sux! Go Rebs!
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Dumbass, did you go to State? Read the text of the post.
Bubba: Well I thank they done fucked up on the back of the scoreboard.
That is on the back of the scoreboard you dumb fuck.
Well….now…. I wonder if there are 2 stickers that says “Made in Alabama” on the bottom.
As a Cowshit U fan I know put it;
Who cares since you say “Missipi” anyway?