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Fat Dumb and Stupid


Wet dreams in Demopolis

Wet dreams in Demopolis

NFL combine tests show former Bammeroid Andre Smith is not very smart; has a morbidly  lard ass, all but guaranteeing he will be drafted by the Detroit Lions.

Saban didn’t really excel in the NFL either.  He sure as shit didn’t leave the Dolphins in better condition after he left to cheat at Bama.  Fun fact?  Three 10 win seasons out of 13.

Alabama offensive tackle Andre Smith continued to tumble in the eyes of NFL coaches and executives when he couldn’t be located Saturday morning to participate in the workouts for linemen.

That follows the bad reviews Smith got from coaches from Alabama and the perception that he did a poor job of interviewing with the media and teams. Smith turned off several coaches when he told them he wasn’t participating in the workout because he started training late.

“The kid is killing himself,” a source close to Smith said. “He basically told the NFL people he’s lazy. This is incredible. … It doesn’t matter if you’re ready or not. You at least show up at the workouts and watch.” Yahoo Sports

5 comments on “Fat Dumb and Stupid

  1. Jai, that crack about the Detroit Lions is classic. You have my admiration.

  2. Is anyone surprised by this?

  3. I was a bit upset that he won’t do well at the combine.

  4. As Jerrell Powe said, “When you see that catfish buffet, losin weight and workin out ain’t on yo mind”.

    At the combine: Mike Wallace, the Ole Miss WR turned heads with a blazing 4.28 forty and his stock is way up. Peria Jerry, who played at 295 all season, weighed in at 313 but did not seem to lose any quickness. Michael Oher’s strength is in question after only 21 reps at 225. Also, he came in a little light at 309 after playing most of the season at 320.

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