The Origin of “Vols, Bitch” (Redux)
courtesy of Lawvol at Gate21.net
Here is a reprint of BosGap’s classic manifesto. The origin of the phrase “Vols, bitch”.
Vols, Bitch: A Way of Life. « Loser with Socks
Lane? We know being the best coach in the SEC is a lonely task. Vols, Bitch. In honor of the best coach in the SEC, who is kicking the SEC’s ass: Vols Bitch
“Vols, bitch.” It’s not just a two word phrase; it’s a way of life. A simple set of words, yet a set of words capable of melting the face right off an unsuspecting recepient. What are these “Vols, bitch” moments that model every fiber of our being? Well…
Dunk a basketball on an unsuspecting father of two at the Y… “Vols, bitch.”
Drop 5 G’s on a new 1080i LCD for the bonus room where you will watch the demolition of the Dawgs and Gates… “Vols, bitch.”
Boot a soccer ball into an 11-year-old’s grill… “Vols, bitch.”
Drain a 20 foot birdie putt on some Vandy fans… “Vols, bitch.”
Chug the last beer in your case and chase it with a tequila shot… “Vols, bitch.”
Swim…right after you eat… “Vols, bitch.”
Making a suburban pre-teen quit in NCAA Football on XBOX Live… “Vols, bitch.”
Virtual TD’s… “Vols, bitch.”
Finish your closing remarks in the court room… “Vols, bitch.”
Watch the B. Maze rap video [youtube] at the office… “Vols, bitch.”
Ainge in Athens… “Vols, bitch.”
Meet a chick at the bar. Spill your drink all over the two of you. Still get the pussy… “Vols, bitch.”
Riot after a big game… “Vols, bitch.”
Giving a girl the “I don’t think we should have sex yet. I don’t want to screw things up” speech simply because you know it guarantees eternal sex at the snap of your fingers… “Vols, bitch.”
Your dog dropping a duece in your neighbor’s yard… “Vols, bitch.”
Walk up to a tailgate in Athens, steal a Dawg fan’s beer, take a drink, look them dead in the eye, smash it on the ground, and walk away… “Vols, bitch.
Beating the Dawgs 28-0 at halftime… “Vols, bitch.”
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The Vol basketball collapse with blowouts by Ole Miss and Kentucky this past week is a further indication of how the “Kiffin Kurse” makes it’s way into all sports at the great institution. A brainwashed Bruce Pearl no longer has any control over the death path the team travels.
Kiffin’s foul mojo permeates the very core of “Tennessee Tradition” and it’s tentacles now stretch beyond athletics and into academics. Kiffin has taken on an extraterrestrial lifeform that now controls the heart and soul of the Vols and not even Lieutenant Ripley has a chance against this “Alien”.
Kiffin reduces Tennessee Tradition to ashes. Vols, Bitch
Get your hopes up way too high only to lose to UCLA and Wyoming at home? Vols, bitch.
Losing to UCLA to start your season? Vols, Bitch!!
Losing to Florida at home. . . . again? Vols, Bitch!!!
Losing to Wyoming at home? Vols, Bitch!!
Firing a longtime loyal alumnus as your HFC? Vols, Bitch!!
Not firing your incompetent AD? Vols, Bitch!!
Hiring a Certified Retard as your new head coach? Vols, Bitch!!
Gee, I could do this all day! Vols, Bitch!!
Hiring a Certified Retard as your new head coach?
Thinking about this more after post 6, “Vols, Bitch” sounds like something you should say after doing something general society considers embarrassing but for some reason hillbilly logic deems it cool.
Spray paint a penis on the side of a church…Vols, Bitch
Urinate in public…Vols, Bitch.
Have sex with a fat girl in the back of your suburban in the mall parking lot at noon on a Tuesday…Vols, Bitch.
” “Vols, Bitch” sounds like something you should say after doing something general society considers embarrassing but for some reason hillbilly logic deems it cool. ”
I agree, Jim. I agree.